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    Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Just wondering if there are any goofy convenience store names where you live.

    Typical ones around here "Stop-n-Go"
    There's one in the Minneapolis 'burbs called "Pump-n-Munch"
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    let's see...

    We have the Little Market
    Hello Food Mart
    Speedy Stop
    Poochie's
    Fast Lane
    Quick Shop
    Honey Stop
    Eskimo Hut
    Fuzzy's
    Diamond Shamrock
    The Store
    Crawdad's
    Amigos
    Dos Amigas
    Mini-Mart
    Shop-n-Go
    Gator's West
    Quick Trip
    Bar-H
    In and Out
    Touchdown
    Super Star
    Stop n Drive
    Short Stop
    I B Cheaper's Fuel & Beer
    Time Out
    T & A Mini Mart
    Kwik Pantry
    Zip In
    Snappy's
    Joc Stop
    Get n Go
    Pitt Stop
    RaceTrac

    .... and the list goes on. Use your imagination, guilty, clean or otherwise, on name choices and ALL open to pun's.

    String some of these together and you got yourself a good belly laugh!

    "Super Star Poochies Fuzzy T& A Honey Pot In and Out Pitt Stop"

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    We used to have WaWa stores around here.

    They didn't carry FX pedals.
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    We've got a Howdy Doody in town. Also have two Piggly Wigglys.

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    I like couple of the names in Tim Dorsey's novels about FL:

    Rapid Response
    Addiction World

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Quote Originally Posted by dubya View Post
    T & A Mini Mart


    There was a Quikimart near where my parents lived in FL.

    And I think if you went there after 10 pm or so, you could get one.

    I used to have a big insulated mug from there on my bench at my former job. Nice conversation piece.
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    In the late 60s, Tucson had a chain of 7-11 type stores called TOOT & MOO!
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    It's not the convenience stores here, it's other businesses, mostly hair salons like, A Cut Above, The Best Hairhouse in Town, The Clip Joint, and Curl Up and Dye. There's a DIY ceramics place called Play In the Mud and a flower shop called The Sherwood Florist.
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    The Sherwood Florist.
    There's one on the corner of Foothill blvd and Indian Hill, in Claremont...I used to drive by it all the time.
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    we have some named sudden service.

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fripperton View Post
    It's not the convenience stores here, it's other businesses, mostly hair salons like, A Cut Above, The Best Hairhouse in Town, The Clip Joint, and Curl Up and Dye.
    I've seen so many bad pun names for hair salons, that I strongly suspect Neofauve has been involved in the hairdressing business at some stage.

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Party Time! is the liquor store down the street from me.

    Who needs liquor stores, though, when there's a whole harbor full of boats with bad puns painted on the back:

    Whiskey Business
    Fuelish Pleasures
    Nauti Dog

    my personal favorite,

    Yachta Yachta Yachta

    I could go on and on...

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fripperton View Post
    Curl Up and Dye.
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Quote Originally Posted by Plugger View Post
    I've seen so many bad pun names for hair salons, that I strongly suspect Neofauve has been involved in the hairdressing business at some stage.

    -Mark
    Purely coincidental, I assure you.

    Strangely enough, I get my hair cut at a pun-free place.
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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Kum-N-Go - Convenience Mart


    ???
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    U-Tote-Um

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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Long gone, but not forgotten - the local corner store where I grew up was called "Mic-Macs". Run by an oldtimer named Percy MacDonald. He'd never let you get into the store without calling you "girls"...

    Others:

    Quicker Liquor Booze Delivery - not a store, but close.....

    Couche-Tard - a Quebec convenience store (translated to "late-nighter") - apparently there's some in Ohio and Oklahoma....bizzare...I'd love to hear those words are pronounced there....

    In Quebec, it's not a corner store unless it's prefixed with "Depanneur", i.e. Depanneur L'Etoile Fiante, Depanneur L'Escale


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    Re: Funny Convenience Store Names?

    Quote Originally Posted by studio1087 View Post
    Kum-N-Go - Convenience Mart


    ???
    That's the nickname for our NEW Hooter's location.

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