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Last edited by EJ-Fan; 03-20-2007 at 11:32 PM.
He's like the Michelin man, only with bubbles instead of innertubes.
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
Real?
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
I know the Tele and amp are faked, but I am hoping against hope that the man himself isn't real.
Because if he is, I'm gonna have bad dreams.
Even that awesome guitar couldn't hide the heinous banana hammock action...ugh.
Yummo!
My Gear:
Gibson SG
James Burton Tele (standard---not the flaming one)
Guild Bluegrass Jubilee w/DTar
Kap'n 5E3
Marsh 5F11
If that's how a real men look I want no part of it!
freakish, I'm sort of hoping the muscles are photoshopped. That ain't right.
How'd they get my photo?
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Shut up and play yer guitar - Frank Zappa
Jeeeeez ... it was just a joke!
freak show?
do I look like I know what I'm doing?
All he uses is flax seed oil and athletic balm.
that's all.
Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...
Chuck Norris picked a fight with this guy so he could FINALLY get a good deep muscle massage.
I smell photoshop.....those muscles are TOO big and out of proportion.
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
I smell Phtotshop too!
And cocoa butter.
http://images.lilypix.com/displayima...up&cat=0&pos=0
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
I'll go as far as to say that if you think ANYONE is proportioned like that,you need more than glasses.
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
real men DO play teles
strats are for girls
Imanidiot.
I play strats and teles. What does that make me?
I play both. Does that just mean I'm in touch with my feminine side?Originally Posted by frank thomson
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
You guys can stop now. The photo has been removed. It was a spoof that wasn't supposed to ... ahhhhh nevermind.
well, if you really wanna discuss it.....
power 13.......uh, yea...*in touch with*
Imanidiot.
.................
Imanidiot.
EJ fan,
Nothing wrong with the post or the phtot.
I thought it was pretty funny.
But then, I'm a drummer so what the hell do I know?
If, at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Two leaps per chasm is fatal!
Yeah, I thought it was pretty good :) The digressions? Threads around here have a habit of doing that
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
EJFan, that's two posts where you expressed some kind of dismay - so great you are at a loss for words - with the general reaction to the photo.
So, what was your expectation? I mean, is there a way this thread could have gone "off-topic?"
I dunno. I thought the picture was kinda creepy myself. The guitar was kind of a moderating factor. I think if it wasn't there, I'd feel like gouging out my eyeballs but a fork, or something.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
Imanidiot.
I totally got that it was a spoof.
Maybe its only shortcoming was that it was just hanging there...
THE GUITAR, I mean!
It was more of a "Real Men Wear Teles" picture.
FWIW-I thought my initial comment was in the spirit of spoofery.
Personally, I see bodybuilding as perhaps the ultimate, mac-daddy 3D/bio-genetic Photoshop.
Whether the image is altered or not, there's not much about that guy that's real.
Hell, any picture of one of those clowns in pose-down is a spoof, even if he's not in on the joke.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
I thought so. Like I said in the other post, I only play Strats and Teles...Les Pauls make my bum look bigpower 13.......uh, yea...*in touch with*
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
That Thing could really hurt Eric Johnson,,LOL!!!!
Please tell me its not his husband..
???
I, for one, was offended.
That picture was disgusting. I don't care if it was a joke, it wasn't a very funny one, and the sight of some half-naked guy in a "banana hammock" all buttered up made me want to puke. Thank you for deleting the picture, and also for realizing the gross error you made.
Only kidding!
Seriously, I thought it was funny, don't be embarrased dude. You shoulda seen the picture that pc had to delete from my post in the "signature guitars" thread. Not a pretty sight!
I don't own a Tele, but I play 'em every time I go to GC so once again, boobtube's manhood is affirmed. And if you saw the size of my muscles, there would be no doubt in your minds either.
WRONG. it's those short skirts you wear.I thought so. Like I said in the other post, I only play Strats and Teles...Les Pauls make my bum look big
you hussie!
Imanidiot.
I, for one, was offended.
That picture was disgusting. I don't care if it was a joke, it wasn't a very funny one, and the sight of some half-naked guy in a "banana hammock" all buttered up made me want to puke. Thank you for deleting the picture, and also for realizing the gross error you made.
Only kidding!
Seriously, I thought it was funny, don't be embarrased dude. You shoulda seen the picture that pc had to delete from my post in the "signature guitars" thread. Not a pretty sight!
I don't own a Tele, but I play 'em every time I go to GC so once again, boobtube's manhood is affirmed. And if you saw the size of my muscles, there would be no doubt in your minds either.
WHAT You Don't own a tele ?!?!?!? The shame.
I'm working on it. The next guitar I buy will be either an SG or a Tele.
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