Okay I had to venture here
I live in Portland which is a nice/strange town, but some things here really piss me off
People who talk on cell phones on buses, restaurants cafes or any where in public that other people have to listen to these selfish pri**s. I go outside if my phone rings.
Blocking sidwalks so others can't pass as you jabber away with your friends. especially Moms with baby strollers and the elderly need to get by MAKE ROOM MORON
Screaming late at night after you've had a few too many drinks
(Amatuers,) I don't want to be rude and throttle you after you wake me up. I get up at 4:30 AM for work
I don't do that in your neighborhood, don't do it in mine, oh yeah use the facilities BEFORE you leave the bar. Let me know where you live so I can pee on your front steps
After you spend 10 minutes trying to park in front of my house and block MY DRIVEWAY, don't get pissed when I tell you its a $200 tow, plus ticket , I can't tell ya how many times people knock on my door at 1 am and say Dude where's my car? (it was towed 3 hours ago) New fangled car alrams and security systems take 10 seconds to disarm by a towing company, its amazing what those guys can do.
Littering, Teach your kids (and adults) about bieng responsible for thier garbage, I don't litter at your house. and I dont want to clean up your sh*t
Contrary to what you may think, You do not look cool or better with green/ purple hair.You will not be 20 forever.
Yes Kiddies Punk died years ago, take the chains the leather "ramones" jacket and the mohawk back (see the get a job section )
If you are going to have a party, after 12 or 1 AM take it inside or I'll have to shoot you or the DJ. That always ruins a good party
If you are young and able, try, try try to get a job, I don't have spare change or cigarettes so you can sit on the sidewalk, (where all the dogs pee) hang out and smoke cigarettes all day. Don't curse me or try to make me feel guilty by saying "Have a nice day, God loves you"
Driving your car down my street at 50 MPH and blowing thru a stop sign. Stop signs are there for one reason SLOW DOWN STOP! People have been killed and maimed (I have almost been hit numerous times crossing the street) If one of you idiots hits me and I am able to get up, you had better run for your life.
If you are going to ride mass transit, take a bath more than once in awhile, don't overdue the go**am perfume either
Don't spit in public, It's rude, unsanitary and Its disgusting
Dont throw your cig butts on the ground, or out your automobile window, i will have to shove them in your mouth
Don't clean out all your Starbucks' cups and McDonald garbage and dump on the curb before you take off.I would like to drive to your haous and do the same but I work and have no time
Sandals and socks, it looks goofey and your feet get wet
The fifteen tattoos you have on your arms, neck and forehead along with multiple piercings, the shaved head. Hey, If you want to look like an idiot I don't have too much trouble with that, but getting employed beyond short order cook for 6 bucks an hour may be tough in the REAL world. and Ladies you cannot work at Starbucks forvever, or waitress at the fancy cafe, They want young, ATTRACTIVE people for that
Mullets and dirty baseball caps, tee shirt dirty jeans. Now theres a look, Achy Breaky Mistakey
And finally If you have a dog CLEAN UP the POOP after it's done doing it's business on the sidwalk, or I'll have to put it on your car our your front steps as a courtesy to others
There I feel better now:drl