ITILIAN COWBOY STORY

[BLUELOU]

I USED TI BE A CHIEF MGR OF A CATERPILLAR REMANUFACTURING USED EQUIPMENT DEALER
IM ITALIAN

HERES MY SAD COWBOY STORY

ONE DAY AT WORK MY COLLIEGUE LARRY SALES MGR OF RENTALS
TELLS ME LOU IN YOUR MAIL BOX HERE WE GOT LETTERS STATIN TOMMORO CEO WANTS A MEETING WITH US
IM OK TOMORRO I 'LL BE HERE A 6 WE WILL LEAVE EARLUY ENOUGH TO BE THERE AT 9 EASILY

LARRY IS LIKE OK LOU I'LL DRIVE THIS TIME

IM LIKE KOOL


WELL I AINT INTO RODEOS AND COWS THE WHOLE SHEBANG IM A THINKER COT A COW POKER

WELL NEXT MORNIN WE MEET IN THE SHOP
LARRY AND ME LEAVE
HE DRIVES LIKE MISS DAISY SLOOOOOOOO AND BORING NEVER LEAVES THE RIGHT LANE EVER CAUSE IN CASE HE HAS TO LEAK OR DUMP ITS EASIER I GUESS
LARRY IS A LARGE BOY

OK WE STOP AT A WAFFLE HOUSE HAVA A BREAKFAST
IM LIKE I WANNA DRIVE
HE SAYS NO LOU YOU ALWAYS DRIVE THIS IS ON ME
OK LARRY

WE HEAD UP US19 DEAD AS A DOORNAIL JUST FARMS AND HARDLY TRAFFIC TILL
THIS
RATTY OL CHEVUY ROTTEN OVERLOADED TRAILER PULLIN REDNECKY PICLUP TRUCK PULLS IN FRONT OF LARRY OFF A OFF RAMP

IM LIKE PASS THE DUDE
HE IS LIKE NO LOU I NEVER LEAVE THIS LANE


WELL ABOUT 40 MINUTES INTO THE DRIVE WE STILL GOT 100 MILES OR SO TO GO TO HEADQUARTERS

LARRYB SAYS LOU
LOOK THERE IS MUDD FLYIN OFF THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK AND TRAILER.....OKKKKK IM THINKIN KEEP TAILGATIN THIS PIECE OF SHIT


LARRY IS LIKE IT IS ALOT OF MUSHY MUSDD ITS SMEARIN ALLOVER THE COMPANY CARS WINDSHIELD LOU WHERE IS THE WASHER BUTTON
IM LIKE OVER HERE ON THE LEVER
HE TWISTS IT AND WATER GOO SMEARS ALL OVER THE WINDSHIELD BUT AT LEAST WE CAN SEE NOW SO I THOUGHT

LARRY KEEPS TAIL GATIN THIS PIECE OF LOADED SHIT
IM LOOKIN THIS ROTTYED HALF ASSED RIGGED NASTY WEL OPEN VENTILATED OVERLOADED TRAILER IS OVER LOADED WITH TONS OF COWS
I NEVER SAY NOTHIN TO LARRY

LITTLE WHILE LATER THIS BAD ODOR IS GETTIN TO ME WITH THE AC ON

IM SICK TO MY STOMACH
LARRY IS LIKE LOU ITS RAININ ALL OVER THE CAR
IM LIKE YEA LARRY ITS A FLA SUNSHOWER WE GET THEM HERE ON OFF TIMES
LARRY JUST CAME HERE FROM PHILLIDELPHIA HE DIDNT KNO THIS TRAILER WAS LOADED WITH NERVOUS COWS AT LEAST 20 OF THEM THAS ALOT OF SHIT AND PISS

LARRY IS LIKE LOU MAN I CANT BELIEVE THE MUD HERE ITA ALLOVER ITS FLYIN EVERYWHERE
IM LIKE DUMBASS PASS THIS PIECE OF FARM SHIT UP

LARRY GOES NOOO LOU I GOT TO STOP OFF IN A BIT

WELL A BIT IS 1 HR TO LARRY
I DOZE OFF
THIS MUD WAS MUSHY BROWN DIARREAISH COWSHIT WITH THE GRAZINH STRANDS AND ALL AND THIS RAIN WAS NOT A FLA SUNSHOWER IT WAS COW PISS


I COULDBNT STAND THE FRIGGIN ODOR
IT WAS MAKIN ME NAUSEAUS WHEN LARRY SAYSC LOU WAKE UP IT SMELLS LIIKE SHIT
I AM LIKE DUHHH


WELL WE GET TO CORPORATE HDQUARTERS ON TIME BUT THE NEW COMPANY CAR A 2001 BUICK LESABRE IS ENCRUSTED IN COW SHIT ALL OVER AFTER I WOKE UP
I WAS ASTONISHED
I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE HOW NAIEVE MY OLDER COLLIEGUE BUSINESS PARTNER WAS
HE WAS A DUMBASS
TRULY
A FLA VIRGIN
IM A SOUTHERN BOY I BEEN DOWN HERE LONG TIME
IVE SEEN EVERYTHING BUT A NEW CAR THA LOOKED LIKE SOMETHIN FRO A BAD SMELLY OLD ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE
I GO INTO THE MEETING
I GET YELLOW PAGES AND LOOK UP DETAILERS IN THE AREA

GOOD THING I HAD MY COMPANY EXPENSE CREDIT CARD
LMAO WHEN BREAK CAME I TOOK THE KEYS BROUGHT IT TO A DETAILER ASKED ONE OF THE CEO'S TO FOLLOW ME AND JUST GIVE ME A LIFT BACK ON MY BREAK DENNIS HAD NO COMPLAINTS TILL HE SAID WHAS ALL THA MUD ON THE CAR FOR I SAID LARRY LIKES DRIVIN LIKE MISS DAISY FOLLOWIN CATTLE TRIUCHS
DENNIS GOES LOU THANKS FOR THE INIATION THIS IS BETWEEN US


I GOT THE CAR DETAILED AND DROVE BACK
NEVER LET LARRY UP ON THAT NEVER STILL TO THIS DAY

IT WAS AND IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE EVER I LAUGH EVERYTIME I THINK OF LARRY'S IGNORANCE

90 DEGREES OUTSIDE DRIVIN TAILGAITIN A COW PACKED OPEN BACK LOW TRAILER WITH COWS SHITTIN /PISSIN ALLOVER

ITS FUNNY TO ME

JUST WANTED TO TELL MY SAD ITALIAN COWBOY STORY AS I TOLD LARRY LARRY """ I AM SICILIAN ITALIAN LIKE YOU BUT YOU ARE THE WORST COWBOY I EVER SEEN

I'LL NEVER FOR GET IT
IT STUNK LIKE HELL BUT THE DETAILERS FOR $40 GOT IT LIKE NEW IT SMELLED NEW TOO NOT LIKE THE COW POO

LMAO GODBLESS
SINCERELY
BLUELOU


LARRY IF YOU READ THIS MOOOO

[frank thomson]

fat dumbass larry!

[Steve]

You guys shoulda been in a skip-loader!

You could have done a public service on the cow rig!

[BLUELOU]

WELL TO ME I LAUGH I THINK IT IS FUNNY AS HELL AS LARRY WAS SO NAIEVE

I KEPT THE STRAIGHTESET FACE WHEN HE SAID HEY LOU


ITS RAININ
LMAO
I RESPONDED NAA LARY ITS A FLA SUNSHOWER LIKE IT WOULD RAIN IN 90 DEGREE HOT FLA SUN ......NOT THA DAY
MY ASS LARRY WAS JUST FRESH FROM PHILLY SO HE DIDNT KNO THE REDNECK LIVESTOCK AUCTION MENTALITY ITS THEIR MONEY HERE I LOVE SIMPLE LIFE
LARRY MADE ME LAUGH THAS ALL I WANTED TO SHARE A TRUE FUNNY STORY BUT NO ONE READS MY POSTS LMAO





GODBLESS
MOOFULLY
BLUELOU

[Bolero]

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2


damn, Lou, that could be scripted into a movie....!!


funny story!



....ever see "trains, planes, and automobiles", with John Candy & Steve Martin?

[chuckocaster]

waddaya mean no one reads your posts? i almost fell out of my chair. it reminds me of the time my sister said to me "i fed my dog 2 gallons of milk today!" and i told her to put the dog outside and what the hell did she do that for. just then, her dog barfed up all of that milk. good thing i don't live there and was just talkin to her on the phone.