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  1. 11-04-2009, 04:13 AM #1
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    EDGEWATER, Colo. (AP) - Police in the Denver suburb of Edgewater say a man stabbed himself, then said he was attacked by three men dressed in black who were either Hispanic or skinheads, in a ploy to miss work.

    Twenty-nine-year-old Aaron Siebers was arrested after police say he admitted making up the assault and said he was responsible for the knife wound to his leg and other superficial cuts on his body. He faces charges of false reporting and obstructing a police officer.

    Police say Siebers reported the attack Monday to the video store where he works. The reported assault drew five police agencies to the scene, along with K-9 units.

    Police spokesman Steve Davis says Siebers admitted the story was a lie after repeated questioning from detectives.
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  2. 11-04-2009, 04:54 AM #2
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    Re: hate your job?

    Yeah, I've thought about it. . .









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  3. 11-04-2009, 05:53 AM #3
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    Re: hate your job?

    Couldn't he have left the Hispanics and Skinheads out of it, and called in and said he'd cut himself real bad?

    He's employer must have very strange requirements for allowing a sick day. LIke, you have to be nuts.
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  4. 11-04-2009, 05:59 AM #4
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    Couldn't he have left the Hispanics and Skinheads out of it, and called in and said he'd cut himself real bad?

    He's employer must have very strange requirements for allowing a sick day. LIke, you have to be nuts.
    LOL!

    Right... "I'm sorry, I can't come in today... I'm real paranoid and I've taken a LOT of speed, so now I'm pretty sure that you and everybody at the office are spying on my thoughts with a modified iPod..."
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    Re: hate your job?

    an aluminum foil helmet would solve that
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  6. 11-04-2009, 06:15 AM #6
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    Re: hate your job?

    Phone rings at 7:55AM

    Boss (Ed): Good morning, Ed's Colorado Widgets. How can I help you?

    Aaron Seibers: Yeah, uh, hey, Ed. This is Aaron. Aaron Seiber.

    Boss: Morning, Aaron. What's up?

    AS: Yeah, I won't be able to come in today. I'm surrounded!

    Boss: Uh...

    AS: Oh, they're out there, man! They're out there.

    Boss: They're out there?
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    Re: hate your job?

    Sometimes a few stab wounds does sound preferable to going into work.
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  8. 11-04-2009, 03:23 PM #8
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    Re: hate your job?

    I'm truly strange.
    I like my job...whatever it is.
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  9. 11-04-2009, 03:40 PM #9
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    Re: hate your job?

    So you're not sure what your job is, but you like it.

    You're a movie producer?!
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    Re: hate your job?

    Or you're a supervisor?!

    Quality control technician at the Fender Hot Rod plant?!
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  11. 11-05-2009, 01:27 AM #11
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    Re: hate your job?

    Meh, just sayin'.
    I try to make the best of whatever I get thrown into.
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