My best friend finally noticed that his wife hates me....
My best friend finally noticed that his wife hates me....
I can't believe they stuck me with the mini-bar tab.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
This morning I got caught up in the Dishwasher.
We both got the sack.
I have decided to be happy because it's good for my health.
the university decided to cut Cartoon Network from it's cable selection. I hope the "revolution" is able to get it back.
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
TURN OFF YOUR FRIGGIN' DRIVING LIGHTS IN THE CITY, YOU HOOPLEHEADS!!!!!
Ayatollah of Dumbassollah
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I bought my wife an Italian cookbook and now she claims she can't get parts for our dinner.
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
I told the waiter the coffee wasn't fit for a pig and he told me he'd take it away and bring me some that is.
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
I tell ya, Fripp gets no respect!
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
I went to my psychiatrist today. After I spoke for a half hour I asked, "Well doc, what do you think?"
He says, "I think you're crazy." I said, "I'd like to get a second opinion!"
He said, "Okay. You're ugly, too."
I fed a pigeon in the park so many breadcrumbs it laid a roll.
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
I've been reading a book by a stripteaser but the cover keeps coming off.
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
So I went to see my psychiatrist. I said, "Nobody takes me seriously."
He said, "You're kidding, right?"
I went to my psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap and he says, "Clearly, I can see your nuts."
tom petty and the heartbreakers denver date is still venue to be determined...red rocks YAY!!!, pepsi center meh
I went to a Lebanese place for a Shwarma for lunch today. I ordered it with extra garlic and I'm still tasting garlic.
...and on the 8th day, God created the Super Reverb and there was ROCK, and it was GOOD!
I ordered a steak tartar and ended up with something that wasn't even cooked.
The same thing happened to me at a Sushi Bar.
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
I hate getting passed on the Autobahn..........when I am already doing 140MPH (not typo, yes MPH - thats 225 KMH) by some bonehead in a freaking Golf GTI flashing his lights and giving me the bird!
"Sorry" - John Belushi as he smashed a guitar in Animal House
Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?!
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
Nope, that guy's constantly pulling his own chain. That really happened to me a few hours before I posted.......
"Sorry" - John Belushi as he smashed a guitar in Animal House
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
"Sorry" - John Belushi as he smashed a guitar in Animal House
Hey Meatheads! If you're not towing anything with your pickup or SUV, take the tow bar and ball out of the receiver! They hurt like hell banging into a shin in a dark parking lot trying to not get run over and besides, when I had some numbnut on a cel phone bump into the back of me and rolled me forward, I came 1/2" from piercing my ac condensor, radiator and intercooler on your stupid tow bar.
A body shop owner I know says she replaces a LOT of rads and condensors when it should have been just a light bumper tap.
We're all paying for insurance claims.
Oh yea, stop throwing your F****** ciggy butts out the window.
Rant off.
TT
On SmartPhones:
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But That only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." Frank Herbert.
Women driving SUVs the wrong way in a parking lot while yacking on their cellphones.
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
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Last night I went to the oldest pub in Germany (Miltenberg) and didn't have time to order a second beer.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
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The driving-the-wrong-way-in-the-parking-lot thing seems to be universal. No matter where you go, there's just a certain percentage of people who don't understand that if they're driving in the direction the rear ends of all the cars on either side are pointing, they're going the wrong way.
I guess that's why there are big, white arrows painted at the ends of the parking lanes. Sadly, the kind of person who doesn't notice which way the parked cars are pointing isn't likely to notice the big, white arrows, either.
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
The Parking lot at my place of employment is a death trap, the equivalent of like 6 football fields with a bunch of lines painted (all oddly, lookign out the window over th epast year ive seen 6 accidents and one skateboarder get hit (actually made the 911 call)
Bunch of Savages in this town.
RIP Lacey Cat 1992-2009
Speaking of parking lots.....
My other petty grievance would be... people drive like they shop and shop like they drive. Stop blocking the isle and letting traffic flow. You don't have the right a way just cuz your cart may be bigger or fuller than mine.
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My ex girlfriend decided to stop talking to me bout two weeks back, wouldn't tell me why, but seemed rather . WTF? I thought we ended as good friends. The Grievance is that since she cut off contact- I can't really do anything to resolve the matter. And that is what's really bugging me/pissing me off... which is slowly eating away my concentration, causing much stress, and acts as acid to my soul. I could be lost in learning Bach's prelude in D minor and then that messy situation pops into mind and &^%$! I can't play a single note right, damn it. Maybe this isn't petty enough to be here after all. I'm just so freakin I needed to say SOMETHING to somebody.
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
I hate it when your boss asks you stupid questions like "Did you do this and did you do that" Piss off you anal retentive micro manager. Get a real job - we are actually smarter than you think and certainly smarter than you will ever be. God damn pinheads who think they are managers and are nothing but administrators! End of bitch........
By the way, who has played guitar loud today? Well I have. My wife and kids are off on a couple of days R&R and my neighbor (semi detached houses here - can hear him on one wall) decided he had to talk loud on the phone at 06:30 so I decided the tubes on the Super Reverb needed a little sterilization by warming those little bottles - can you say Stevie Ray Vaughan at 07:00 butt face!
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"Sorry" - John Belushi as he smashed a guitar in Animal House
Erock you are the man!Thats how it should be done
Yeah my neighbors garage is right next to my bedroom ,they have all kinds of crazy cars and very loud things (as you can see im not a car guy lol, thats my girlfriend, i do the dishes and clean and she fixes the cars lol) So i got fed up, 6 am every morning they start and revv every car they own(4 hot rodded racing cars that are very very very very loud and 2 mini vans lol,my other neighbors actually complained about it too) So I decided to wheel out my Jcm halfstack aim it right at them and at 6:30 on a saterday morning (they go out boozing on friday nights) they heard what might be (sorry Jimi lol) the greatest rendition of the star spangled banner ever. BOOYAH! lol
RIP Lacey Cat 1992-2009
lol i know, they are not exactly the most liked people in our neighborhood lol, the Guy has some pretty racist posters on his walls in the garage, leaves the garage door open in the summertime. Thats some F'ed up Shizzle
RIP Lacey Cat 1992-2009