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    If you don't say what you sound like, you won't make any fans

    by Derek Sivers

    A person asks you, "What kind of music do you do?"
    Musicians say, "All styles. Everything."
    That person then asks, "So who do you sound like?"
    Musicians say, "Nobody. We're totally unique. Like nothing you've ever heard before."
    What does that person do?
    Nothing.
    They might make a vague promise to check you out sometime.
    Then they walk on, and forget about you!
    Why???
    You didn't arouse their curiosity! You violated a HUGE rule of self-promotion! Bad bad bad!

    What if you had said, "It's 70's porno-funk music being played by men from Mars."
    Or... "This CD is a delicate little kiss on your earlobe from a pink-winged pixie."
    Or... "We sound like a cross between AC/DC and Tom Jones."
    Or... "It's deep-dancing reggae that magically places palm trees and sand wherever it is played, and grooves so deep it makes all non-dancers get drunk on imaginary island air, and dance in the sand."

    Any one of these, and you've got their interest.

    Get yourself a magic key phrase that describes what you sound like. Try out a few different ones, until you see which one always gets the best reaction from strangers. Use it. Have it ready at a moment's notice.

    It doesn't have to narrow what you do at all. Any of those three examples I use above could sound like anything.

    And that's just the point - if you have a magic phrase that describes your music in curious but vague terms, you can make total strangers start wondering about you.

    But whatever you do, stay away from the words "everything", "nothing", "all styles", and "totally unique".

    Say something!

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    "Delbert McClinton meets Little Feat meets AC-DC."

    That piques their interest.

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    Our description is in our name...Velvet Bombers. We can smooth ya and piledrive ya.
    The t-shirts are a little more generic, they say:
    Rock 'n roll, Rhythm and Blues...Light the fuse!
    The free things in life are best.

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    My band sounds like a bunch of monkeys humping a football.....

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    A cross between Weezer, Tenacious D and the bald guy from the cable fishing show.

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    Butterfield meets the Ventures.
    Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. -- Pete Seeger

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    A really bad Leonard Cohen.


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    "It's deep-dancing reggae that magically places palm trees and sand wherever it is played, and grooves so deep it makes all non-dancers get drunk on imaginary island air, and dance in the sand."

    sounds like every full moon party here or over at Bomba's Shack on Tortolla. gotta love that "island air", mon
    :stxrus
    steve

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    yea, and then you rack your brain to try to associate your musical styles w/ another artist, and then the person listening says, "you don't sound like them!"


    gotta love it
    Imanidiot.

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    Q. What kind of music do you play?
    A. World emo blues rock

    Q. What does that sound like?
    A. Bend over
    Ayatollah of Dumbassollah

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    My band sounds like a bunch of monkeys humping a football.

    Now THAT's memorable!:hee

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    We sound like a delicate smash to your kneecap by a 600 lb pink winged pixie with a ball peen hammer.

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    ooooo, don't you hate it when that happens?

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    Seems I was in Wintersound one day and this mouse was in there inquiring about Lace Sensor pickups. Jim, the owner, who is a drummer, deferred the question to me, a guitarist.
    I asked the mouse, "What kind of music do you play?"
    "All kinds, scoffed the mouse."
    Hmmm...suddenly I didn't feel like being helpful.

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