I've got enough problems in my life right now...

[grito]

Street terms among hookers & johns: American = "straight" sex, French = oral, Greek = anal.

All three = "around the world" for one low price.

And of course, the kind of person who would do that for a hamburger = drug addict. Julia Roberts it ain't.

I feel okay that I didn't know this... :bwa

[Jesse S.]

If it helps, I also represented a hooker today who was charged with offering "around the world" for the low price of one (1) White Castle hamburger.

Man, that's like bands that play for free and drive wages down for everyone else...

[sabby]

Now my back is all messed up and found out our new insurance company did not offer us medical coverage for passengers in my car. So I'm shelling out for my chiropractor.

Take it from someone with a few compressed vertebrae, more than a few years of chronic back issues, a lots of hours at the chiropractor. GET THIS BOOK!!!

I don't need the expensive back-cracker anymore. Buy it now. Thank me later. ;)

[pc]

I feel okay that I didn't know this... :bwa

Then you definitely don't want to know what a "hot lunch" is, and that it can usually be had for about $25. ;)

[mgade]

Then you definitely don't want to know what a "hot lunch" is, and that it can usually be had for about $25. ;)

Next time I visit your country, I'll just ask for the menu and point :dead (Please tell us anyway!! Teasing the curious is evil )

[sabby]

Then you definitely don't want to know what a "hot lunch" is, and that it can usually be had for about $25. ;)

This wouldn't be a chaser for that French thingy, would it? I guess I shouyldn't ask.

I feel so square ... ... yet relieved at the same time. :lol

[pc]

Nah Sabby, you're way off. The sick thing isn't even as much what that term means, but that there needs to be a term for it because apparently so many "johns" want to purchase it.

Humans are some broken-ass lifeforms.

[sabby]

Oh. It's that {shudder}. :hurl

[pc]

Yeah. Since they apparently think the whole world is crapping on them, they want to pay someone to do it for real.

See, you ask me, if it really was "intelligent design," we'd have wound up being at least reasonably intelligent too, don't ya think? The designer should by now want to scrub the whole project and try it from scratch. :dead

[pc]

Poor Mark will never post a thread like this again. :lol

Sorry Mark!!!

[sabby]

The absence of hope, dignity, and options -- in whatever measure -- is an ugly elixir. :dead (Sorry for the $5 word. Cocktail seemed inappropriate in this context. :hee )

[mgade]

25 $!! Steeeep LOL

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[gibsonjunkie]

25 $!! Steeeep LOL

I can get pooped on for free at work....

[photoweborama]

Yikes!!! I'm going to another thread!!!

[pc]

Yikes!!! I'm going to another thread!!!

And my work here is done. :bwa

[BradKM]

Then you definitely don't want to know what a "hot lunch" is, and that it can usually be had for about $25.

There's a sub shop that I frequent that has a sandwich called a "New York Steamer". I just know that one day I'm going to screw up order a "Cleveland" instead.