We hired this new chick about a month ago as our new quality officer. She got an office, probably a nice salary, and a title at least two levels above my own. I haven't heard a single thing from her since she was hired.
Today I was in the kitchen and she announced to me (I guess I must have looked like I cared) that she was going to spearhead the Condiment Initiative. She didn't call it that, of course. But her Big Idea was to have the company purchase condiments for communal use instead of individual employees having to purchase their own and label them in the fridge.
Money well spent. Our new quality officer will make sure we don't have any redundant condiments in the fridge.
If she was going to focus on such things, why not have the Donut Initiative?
Every day I am amazed to find that I can indeed despise the place just a little bit more.