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    Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Check this one out...

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1

    Not mine nor am I associated with it in any way... I might add.
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    What an asshole.
    If you're bored, you're not groovin'.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    That guys a ...


    But I do like the starting bid of $666.00


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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    That's Steve Cropper's Blues Bros era beard!! :blbros
    What .

    Kind of makes me hungry for grilled cheese though.
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    I think it's brilliant. He's obviously not a believer. But if you're gullible to take him seriously and you bid $1000, $4000, $7000 ...

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    Thousands are huddled around a monitor in St Peter's Sq, to see how high the bidding goes. When it hits $1000, there'll be black smoke.
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    What a moron
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    that is the absolute stupidest thing ive ever read EVER. leave it up to someone on ebay to use the popes death to sell his guitar. people like that are singlehandedly dumbing down this country. what a douche.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    I like it.

    If any of you actually think this guy is serious, you need to check yourself.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    It can't be true, Jesus didn't have a beard.

    Haven't any of you heard the old saying? Jesus shaves.
    i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Man, sometimes, I visit eBay and it's like limbo ; "How long can you go?"

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Does it have a holy grail pup in the bridge?

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by empty71
    What a mormon
    Look, you don't know what his background is
    If you leave the house, you're just asking for it.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by Strat-Mangler
    Man, sometimes, I visit eBay and it's like limbo ; "How long can you go?"
    In America, limbo is how low one can go.
    Bimbo....now that's when we get involved with how long one can go.
    If you leave the house, you're just asking for it.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Some See Image of Virgin Mary at Overpass



    Candles, flowers, and a painting of the Virgin Mary embracing John Paul II line the section of the Kennedy Expressway underpass on Chicago's northwest side Tuesday. Associated Press photo by Charles Rex Arbogast



    A bystander touches the section of the Kennedy Expressway underpass on Chicago's northwest side Tuesday. Associated Press photo by Charles Rex Arbogast



    A steady stream of the faithful and the curious, many carrying flowers and candles, have flocked to an expressway underpass for a view of a yellow and white stain on a concrete wall that some believe is an image of the Virgin Mary.

    Police have patrolled the emergency turnoff area under the Kennedy Expressway since Monday as hundreds of people have walked down to see the image and the growing memorial of flowers and candles that surround it. Beside the image is an artist's rendering of the Virgin Mary embracing Pope John Paul II in a pose some see echoed in the stain.

    "We believe it's a miracle," said Elbia Tello, 42. "We have faith, and we can see her face."
    Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. -- Pete Seeger

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Right next to the "Go Cubs" graffiti? Hey, if the Red Sox can do it...
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Hey, I see it too.. Do I just pay for the guitar, or will it be a monthly 10% tythe?...


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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Fucking brilliant!!
    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    :sigh: i hope these people dont actually think that any religious icon would choose to show him or herself through a waterstain in a highway underpass. i realize people can have a religious epiphany anywhere or anytime but sometimes people need to step back and look at the situation: flowers and pictures for a waterstain. those flowers and pictures could be better used to adorn these peoples mantles, bedside table etc. thats where i would want to put my virgin mary if i could.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    So does anybody see the beard?

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by moonpie
    In America, limbo is how low one can go.
    Bimbo....now that's when we get involved with how long one can go.
    Yeah. Freudian slip, there. Oops!

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave TV
    I like it.

    If any of you actually think this guy is serious, you need to check yourself.
    I got it. Just think of all the humor out there, wasted on the teeming masses.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Why just pray to a false idol when you can play "Over Under Sideways Down" on one?!?!?:wail2
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueFrogs
    So does anybody see the beard?
    Um.............There is no beard.

    There never was one, and there was never supposed to be one.

    The seller never saw one there, either.

    It's a freaking joke, man.

    Ever hear of P.T. Barnum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave TV
    Um.............There is no beard.

    There never was one, and there was never supposed to be one.

    The seller never saw one there, either.

    It's a freaking joke, man.

    Ever hear of P.T. Barnum?
    heh i dont really find it very funny but then again i still think watching someone get kicked in the balls is the funniest thing ever...what do i know? anyway..what i DO find funny is the chicago overpass water stain mary. i think any religious figure deserves more than a water stain vigil.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by Power_13
    Jesus shaves.
    But apparently, with all the nicks, he doesn't do it very well.

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Hayes
    But apparently, with all the nicks, he doesn't do it very well.
    Yeah, it was nearly 2000 years ago. I heard a lot of people had trouble with the Gilette Mach 3AD
    i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Hayes
    But apparently, with all the nicks, he doesn't do it very well.
    :lol

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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Well I see a body part in the Chicago picture but it's not a face and it sure doesn't look virgin.


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    Boy, you guys sure get into some stupid fucking discussions.
    A friend in need is a good reason to screen your calls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itbepopples
    ...water stain vigil.
    That could be a cool band name! Or a name for a live album.
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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    LOL I got a big fat female that preaches on my bus ride home,She corners the poor fella and then does not let up

    I cant wait till she tries it on me, snicker

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    [That could be a cool band name! Or a name for a live album.



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    Re: Jesus Beard Tele for sale on the Bay

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoFauve
    Why just pray to a false idol when you can play "Over Under Sideways Down" on one?!?!?:wail2
    Amen :bwa

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    heh heh....double post

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