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Thread: You know, crack must be better than sex...

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    Forum Member grito's Avatar
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    You know, crack must be better than sex...

    ...or I might have exited the vehicle...

    Crack kills!
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    Re: You know, crack must be better than sex...

    If crack head Abdul had a waterproof lighter, he may have stayed in the car and finshed smoking his crack. If they're not ripping off your property, they're driving through your yard and smashing shit up. Yup, let 'em go so they can do it all over...maybe kill someone next time.
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    Re: You know, crack must be better than sex...

    released without bail
    I'm having a hard time trying to figure out which was more
    They're REAL anyway.....

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    Re: You know, crack must be better than sex...




    Crack kills.....

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    Re: You know, crack must be better than sex...

    He was interviewed after the arrest, and the arresting officer (still slightly on edge from the chase and near-drowining) asked him - "Damn, plunging a car into a lake then just sitting there as it sank! Were you on crack?!"

    The guy said "Yeah I was."

    The officer couldn't think of a comeback to that, and that's why he was released without bail.
    i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.

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