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  1. 12-10-2003, 11:11 AM #1
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    Taliban TV

    I don't know if this is old or not; it was in my inbox this morning.
    LOL!!!

    Taliban TV Guide

    MONDAYS
    8:00 Husseinfeld
    8:30 Mad About Everything
    9:00 Monday Night Stoning
    9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money
    10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

    TUESDAYS
    8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
    8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right
    9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
    9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
    10:00 My Mullah the Car

    WEDNESDAYS
    8:00 Beat The Press
    8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
    9:00 Married With 139 Children
    9:30 Just Shoot Everything
    10:00 Veil Watch

    THURSDAYS
    8:00 Osama and Grace
    8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
    9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
    9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
    10:00 My Favorite Martyr

    FRIDAYS
    8:00 Judge Omar
    8:30 TeleTalibans
    9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
    9:30 Cave and Garden Television
    10:00 Allah McBeal
    Last edited by Cogs; 12-10-2003 at 11:12 AM.
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  2. 12-10-2003, 11:13 AM #2
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    Hey, that's hilarious!

    First time I've ever seen it too.




    :rolleyes:
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  3. 12-10-2003, 11:27 AM #3
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    Good stuff.
    4:20, my favorite time of day.
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  4. 12-10-2003, 04:58 PM #4
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    LMAO I GOTTA TNE MY SATELLITE TO THA STATION
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  5. 12-11-2003, 04:50 AM #5
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    The 70's called, they want their bigotted humour back.
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast.
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  6. 12-11-2003, 05:39 AM #6
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    The 90s called: they want their political-correctness back.
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  7. 12-11-2003, 10:49 AM #7
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    Originally posted by Vickers
    The 90s called: they want their political-correctness back.

    ROFL ROFL ROFL
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  8. 12-11-2003, 11:28 AM #8
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    BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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  9. 12-11-2003, 02:15 PM #9
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    Originally posted by Gavin
    The 70's called, they want their bigotted humour back.
    We would never intentionally badmouth a defunct repressive fanatical governing party that supported international terrorism.
    Last edited by Snags; 12-11-2003 at 02:15 PM.
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  10. 12-11-2003, 02:47 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Gavin
    The 70's called, they want their bigotted humour back.
    I apologize for not being more Taliban-sensitive.
    Last edited by Cogs; 12-11-2003 at 08:16 PM.
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  11. 12-11-2003, 02:55 PM #11
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    Originally posted by 71818
    I apologise for not being more Taliban-sensitive.
    Have you hugged a suicide bomber today?
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  12. 12-11-2003, 03:07 PM #12
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  13. 12-11-2003, 03:11 PM #13
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    Vickers - touche, dumbass :-)

    defunct? They really don't tell you stuff do they? Taleban, persuaded to release a hostage last month.
    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast.
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  14. 12-11-2003, 03:15 PM #14
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    Originally posted by Gavin
    Vickers - touche, dumbass :-)

    defunct? They really don't tell you stuff do they? Taleban, persuaded to release a hostage last month.
    The Taliban is no longer the governing party in Afghanistan. ;)
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  15. 12-11-2003, 03:33 PM #15
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    That's true in Kabul. Somewhat more debatable outside it.
    (edit: I'm not a fan by any means, but it's not nearly as clear cut as they'd have you think)
    Last edited by Gavin; 12-11-2003 at 03:34 PM.
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  16. 12-11-2003, 08:17 PM #16
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    Originally posted by doc540
    I tried, but they defused my advances.
    Ouch! That one bombed!
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