Went to the doc yesterday about tendonitis and pain in my hip joint so bad I can't sleep.
Me: Doc, I can't use my hands without sickening pain, and my middle finger curls and locks up. My hip feels like it's coming out of the socket. Puke pain, and I can't sleep because of it. I have to stand on my feet all day. Can you help.
Doc: Ah, just age, arthritis, tendonitis, and a little carpal tunnel. You're just getting old.
Me: I can't use my hands.
Doc: Ah, just age. Hand braces. Cold and hot on the hips and wrists.
Then the nurses swirled around him because of his wisdom. I left and hurt so bad that I screamed.
I can play guitar for 10 minutes at a sitting without hurting or straining. I'll be a new man when I can play 11 minutes.
Thanks, Doc.