*breaking news, this just in
Scientists have deciphered the signal coming in from the depths of space, joining us live from Wesosmart Institute, we're going to hear this monumental message from the stars
*click*
"Congratulations, you may already be a winner of a fabulous vacation of a lifetime..."
yep. spam from space. I'm calling it.
"Live and learn and flip the burns"
"hello, I was wondering if you had a few moments to talk about our Lord and Savior, Zortran The Magnificent?"
"Hello, I am a Prince from Betelgeuse 7, I need to transfer some money to earth, can I have your banking information? You will be entitled to 50% of the proceeds once I successfully complete the transaction."
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"Do you call sleeping with a guitar in your hands practicing?"
"It is if you don't drop it."
- Trent Lane, Daria, Episode 1-2.
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