Silly post 1,455.
You've run into enough money to buy a vintage Fender, and your local shop has a pristine, hardly played and kept in the case for all of these years, 65 Stratocaster. It's even in a color unique, like no other guitar Fender ever made.
But wait, your partner says, Nooooooooo. I want jewelry or I'm going home to mother.
Would you
A) Forget the guitar and go to Kay's Jewelry
B) Secretly hit the streets and sell your body to people who cruise, looking for that sort of thing...so that you can buy both jewelry and the guitar
C) Buy fake jewelry so that you can also buy the guitar
D) Breakup with the partner, stop playing guitar, and become a mortuary assistant.
E) Buy the jewelry, enjoy whatever benefits you get from that, and take up hop scotch as a hobby.
F) Play Sean Connery's James Bond and smack the shit out of your partner, go and buy the guitar, come back home, and fart loudly between chords.
G) None of these: I hate Strats
H) All of these: I love drama
J) You break it off for good with a person who thinks jewelry is more important than a 65 Strat.
So which of these would you do? Serious answers will be met with derision and a picture of a Llama driving a tractor.