A seven-year-old boy asked his Mom, "How was I born, Mommy?"
Mom smiled and said:
"Once upon a time your Daddy and I had a wonderful time and we planted a little seed. Daddy buried it, and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while, the seed began to grow beautifully and it turned into a beautiful, healthy and shining little plant...
So, we dried it, smoked it, got high, and forgot to use a condom."