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    Forum Member S. Cane's Avatar
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    Flower Child curiosity

    A seven-year-old boy asked his Mom, "How was I born, Mommy?"
    Mom smiled and said:

    "Once upon a time your Daddy and I had a wonderful time and we planted a little seed. Daddy buried it, and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while, the seed began to grow beautifully and it turned into a beautiful, healthy and shining little plant...





    So, we dried it, smoked it, got high, and forgot to use a condom."

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    Re: Flower Child curiosity

    When I got my divorce after a short marriage, my mother, who had no filter, said.

    “I just want to know one thing: When you married that woman, were you stoned or stupid?” I said, “both”. It was true.
    If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder.--George Harrison

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