The Craigslist Funny Post Thread

[elicross]

TV is so unrealistic, man. A janitor would never have an air bass that nice.

[Stonefreefuzz1]

LOL!

[refin]

Tell ya what.............break off a tuner and add a scratch or two,and we got a deal!



http://panamacity.craigslist.org/msg/1437256428.html

[refin]

This is total abuse of the word "vintage"........




ibanez 25w vintage tone blaster - $80 (pensacola)

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Date: 2009-11-03, 7:34AM EST
Reply to: sale-dyxky-1449250176@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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great amp with a raunchy heayv overdrive sound. works great and they dont make these anymore plenty lound enough to mic or jam in your house $80 OBO

[refin]

Sooooooooooooo..........written up in magazines,trolling for gigs on CL?




unique band 4 hire (panama city/tallahassee)

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Date: 2009-11-07, 11:12AM EST
Reply to: luvtotempole@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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"The band is SixToe, the music... succulent!" RockSlide, music fanzine.

"The future is upon us. SixToe WILL be heard!" ArtistsEdge magazine.

"If you want fresh and compelling, look no further... SixToe rocks the f**k out!!!" Damien Juicecrew, MLM (Music for Life Magazine).


for a band profile, demo, booking info, etc., email me at: luvtotempole@yahoo.com

[boobtube21]

I don't like the word "succulent" being used to describe anything name "Six Toe". Bad mental image...

[Fripperton]

Here's a few examples of pictures that probably won't help sell the product.

This one just said "small amp"



These could probably use a little editing.







How do you guys feel about appearing in your pics?

[refin]

Here's a few examples of pictures that probably won't help sell the product.

This one just said "small amp"



These could probably use a little editing.







How do you guys feel about appearing in your pics?

What the heck is that in picture 4? An amp?

[hippiebob01]

What the heck is that in picture 4? An amp?

looks like a bass cabinet

[elicross]

The only thing that could make me want a green-on-black Tregan guitar less would be if the upper bout was covered in dried man-boob sweat.

[Fripperton]

What the heck is that in picture 4? An amp?

Yeah I think it was an Ampeg SVT cabinet. Probably sold right away.

[boobtube21]

Can he play "Light My Fire"?

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/msg/1463132802.html

for sale Casio keyboard player - $50 (Trabuco Canyon, CA)

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for sale Casio Keyboard player; please e mail me back and I will give you my phone number and directions if you are interested

[rudutch]

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/msg/1463174887.html

"purchesed last year for Christmas and was never used.

Comes with strap, extra strings and a case."

That's all the info you can type?

[rudutch]

http://quadcities.craigslist.org/wan/1454220283.html

[elicross]

I don't know what a blow-up goat is, but band name alert!

[boobtube21]

Damn, I am so tempted to crank-text that guy, but then he would have my cell phone #.

[boobtube21]

This just in via a friend from Rhode Island:

http://providence.craigslist.org/mis/1435234384.html

hi!

you: cat enthusiast, cute and cuddly, open-minded, age range close to mine, average sized female.

me: desires YOU to dress as a cat, as would i, and we would engage in pleasurable cat activities (including but not limited to tongue baths and feline intercourse)(not human intercourse)

me: dark haired, olive skinned, attractive cat lover. things besides cats that i like are: movies about cats, books about cats, drawing cats on people's faces in books, magazines, photos, drawing cats in general, tv shows about cats, spending time with my cats, dressing my cats up in costumes and photographing them, putting on plays with my cats, arranging get- togethers for mine and my friends cats, taking in stray cats, dressing up like a cat, feeding my cats.

please only reply if serious. respond with the subject "feline friendly" so i know it's not spam. i hope i can find someone who shares in this love with me.

Good Lord.

[refin]

This guy needs a spell checker and a study in proper word usage.
I can't imagine this guy playing at Amvets,VFWs,American Legions,ect. with the name BOOGIEDADDY doing soul.Heck down here if it ain't Merle or Conway,you are introuble.




Soul Singer & Bass Player (Panama City Beach Florida)

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Date: 2009-11-12, 12:19AM EST
Reply to: sboogiemama@aol.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I am a front man and a Bass player I specilize in classic, soul ,motown ,classic R&B.I have been working around town as a single know as the "BOOGIEDADDY" I have played places know as the Buccaneer lounge,VFW'S , Amvets, American Legions.I am looking two put together a band I work with key board horns strings piano and organ. I am looking for a Drummer and guitarist that are knogable in minchoned styles.If you sing would be a plus I have Boss equipment if you fit this bill and won't to practice and play gigs please give me a call at 931-231-0052 If this is not what you are looking for don't waste my time or yours I need pro's. Thank You!!!


•Location: Panama City Beach Florida
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1462287692

[refin]

Oops--------double post.

[refin]

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/muc/1467512868.html

[refin]

No skill required as long as you're willing to learn---4 albums recorded,working on 5th.

http://panamacity.craigslist.org/muc/1468396671.html

[ziess]

No skill required as long as you're willing to learn---4 albums recorded,working on 5th.

http://panamacity.craigslist.org/muc/1468396671.html

Aw man, I'm 23!
I love it how he's clearly covering the headstock logo on his LPC. True rockers wouldn't play an Epiphone.

[Don]

Here's a Gibson that's apparently worth twice it's used value because it's "BEEN SET-UP BY VARIOUS REPAIR PERSONS AND IS NOW WORTH 200$ MORE!!"

BTW, it needs a setup!

Faded SG

[Jonnda]

Here's a Gibson that's apparently worth twice it's used value because it's "BEEN SET-UP BY VARIOUS REPAIR PERSONS AND IS NOW WORTH 200$ MORE!!"

BTW, it needs a setup!

Faded SG

Luthier fail.

[cdw2000]

Intonation needs fixing... But it's been set-up by various repair persons so must be worth 200$ more!

[cdw2000]

Wanna start a Partridge Family tribute band?



School Bus for Sale Perfect for a Band - $4600 (North of Boston)

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Date: 2009-11-16, 7:08PM EST
Reply to: sale-ys7qh-1469168037@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I have a 1998 Blue Bird International for sale that is perfect for a band or party bus.

The Engine is in PERFECT condition

It has 139K miles / Deisel which is nothing for a Deisel Engine

It was inspected 2 months ago and was flawless. They are harder on buses too.

you DO NOT need a CDL liscense to drive this bad boy. I will give you insruction if needed.

Body is in Very Good condition

It holds forty four passengers so you can show up to a show and walk in with a shit load of people and make more money

Or you can put in couches a frige, pimp it out, etc....

Ins. is just as cheap as a normal car.

My fiancee' is making me sell it and get a 9-5 job or she will leave me

If interested , contact Dave @ XXX - XXX - XXXX


Location: North of Boston
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1469168037

[Jonnda]

My fiancee' is making me sell it and get a 9-5 job or she will leave me

"Well, la-dee-frickin-da!"

He's doing the right thing. If it doesn't sell he could end up being 35 years old, thrice divorced, and living in a bus down by the river!

[Gravity Jim]

old piano - $100 (Columbia City, In.)

Date: 2009-11-19, 10:30AM EST
black old paino you move
it is heavy
needs new keys & tomed

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Now if I can just find a paino tomer, I'm all set.

[refin]

bought some drums and would like to start band (pensacola)

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Date: 2009-11-21, 1:20AM EST
Reply to: jacob@pensacolaprint.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I play guitar and just bought some crappy drums, i dont like metallica or any thing they play on the radio, i like bands like at the drive in and bear vs shark. i dont want to start a serious band more like a drinking song band or a shitty punk band. my name is jacob


•Location: pensacola
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1475726995

[rudutch]

"bear Vs shark" wtf?

[elicross]

i dont want to start a serious band more like a drinking song band or a shitty punk band.

If you keep your expectations low, you'll never be disappointed.

[Mesotech]

i dont want to start a serious band more like a drinking song band or a shitty punk band.

If you keep your expectations low, you'll never be disappointed.

Every man's gotta know his limitations.

[refin]

Let me get this straight---you've opened a huge new 700 seater venue,and you don't have bands to play for NEXT weekend?
I LOVE the list of perks,including a "drum riser"........
Cinderblocks and sheets of plywood,works for me.Gotta wonder what the other....uh...."perks"...are like.



http://pensacola.craigslist.org/muc/1475797794.html

[elicross]

Cinderblocks and sheets of plywood,works for me.Gotta wonder what the other....uh...."perks"...are like.

There's no telling, but I'm betting the "band warm-up/hang room" is furnished solely with stalls and urinals.

[refin]

There's no telling, but I'm betting the "band warm-up/hang room" is furnished solely with stalls and urinals.

[refin]

I love these-----



http://pensacola.craigslist.org/muc/1479430418.html

[refin]

While you're at it,how about a DeLorean for $1200?

http://panamacity.craigslist.org/msg/1479952143.html

[phantomman]

I love these-----



http://pensacola.craigslist.org/muc/1479430418.html

Y'all got some weahd chit goin' on down there, refin.

(must be that underwater UFO base just offshore from Gulf Breeze plus the Atlantis "death ray" bein' nearby and all......)

[Moonrider]

Kinda easy to see why this guy needs a band . . . not much left there after the "but" list

http://richmond.craigslist.org/muc/1480637761.html

Hey! I am a 19 year old male interested in playing rhythm or lead for a band. I will play anything but country, southern rock, most classic rock, or emo. I am very progressive and have been playing for 6 years, I have a strange style, but in a good way. I know how to read music and I know basic theory. My influences are all over the place. I should also note that I loathe modern radio and am a DEMOCRAT. My name is John! If you want more info, contact me by email or at (804) XXX-XXXX. I am usually free to jam!

[refin]

Kinda easy to see why this guy needs a band . . . not much left there after the "but" list

http://richmond.craigslist.org/muc/1480637761.html

Hey! I am a 19 year old male interested in playing rhythm or lead for a band. I will play anything but country, southern rock, most classic rock, or emo. I am very progressive and have been playing for 6 years, I have a strange style, but in a good way. I know how to read music and I know basic theory. My influences are all over the place. I should also note that I loathe modern radio and am a DEMOCRAT. My name is John! If you want more info, contact me by email or at (804) XXX-XXXX. I am usually free to jam!

He's a Democrat-------why does that matter?