What do you call a Fender that answers the phone:
Telephone!
What do you call a Fender that is round?
Stratsphere.
Man, I slay me!
What do you call a Fender that answers the phone:
Telephone!
What do you call a Fender that is round?
Stratsphere.
Man, I slay me!
:edr
Well, this story takes place just the day before the annual "Guitar Company Football Tournament" started. Ibanez's team had never done well in the past compared to the solid team that Fender had, and Ibanez's coach was wondering why.
"Hey, Bob." He yelled to the Ibanez football team captain. "I'm sending you on a mission."
"Wow"
"I want you to go to Fender HQ and find out why their football team is doing so well, and ours isn't."
So Bob caught the bus to Fender's HQ, and walked around trying to find someone to ask. Eventually, he stumbled on the Fender team's training grounds, where the coach was sitting in the shelter relaxing after a hard day's training.
"'scuse me." Bob said, interrupting the coach's nap. "I'm form the Ibanez football team. I'm wondering why Ibanez never do very good in football."
"Simple." Replies the coach, Joe Fender. "It's because you Ibanez football players are stupid."
"Hey now hang on..."
"I'll prove it." Joe interrupted, standing up and holding his hand just in front of the brick shelter. "Hit my hand."
Eager to cause physical damage to Joe after such an insult, Bob pulled back and swung for a powerful punch. But at the last second, Joe snapped his hand away. Bob, unable to react, followed through with his punch - and ended up hitting the brick shelter's wall at full force.
"Yoww!!!" Bob exclaimed, cradling his now-bleeding hand. "I think I've broken my knuckles!"
"I told you." Joe replied with a smile. "The reaosn you never do well in football is because you're stupid."
So Bob trekked back to Ibanez Football HQ.The coach ran up to him, eager to find out what he'd discovered.
"What did the Fender team say?"
"The team coach said we never win any games because we're stupid." Bob replied.
"Why that son of a..."
"No, wait, I'll prove it..." Bob looked around for a brick wall, but they were stood in the middle of a bare field. So instead, he put his hand in front of his face. "Hit my hand"...
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
No offence to Ibanez or football fans intended!!!
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
The Fender Bullet
Now that's a Joke
Watto
Reynolds Valve-art ,The best amps ever made.
The Fender *Mullet*
Now that's a joke in the making ;)
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
Priceless!Originally posted by 3rdStone
:edr
LOL! good one.Originally posted by Watto
The Fender Bullet
Now that's a Joke
Watto
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