The Petty Grievances Thread

[djinn1973]

My best friend finally noticed that his wife hates me....

[Kap'n]

I can't believe they stuck me with the mini-bar tab.

[Frat Rettle]

This morning I got caught up in the Dishwasher.


We both got the sack.

[Jonnda]

the university decided to cut Cartoon Network from it's cable selection. I hope the "revolution" is able to get it back.

[doc540]

TURN OFF YOUR FRIGGIN' DRIVING LIGHTS IN THE CITY, YOU HOOPLEHEADS!!!!!

[Fripperton]

I bought my wife an Italian cookbook and now she claims she can't get parts for our dinner.

[Fripperton]

I told the waiter the coffee wasn't fit for a pig and he told me he'd take it away and bring me some that is.

[elicross]

I tell ya, Fripp gets no respect!

[Cogs]

I went to my psychiatrist today. After I spoke for a half hour I asked, "Well doc, what do you think?"
He says, "I think you're crazy." I said, "I'd like to get a second opinion!"
He said, "Okay. You're ugly, too."

[Fripperton]

I fed a pigeon in the park so many breadcrumbs it laid a roll.

[Fripperton]

I've been reading a book by a stripteaser but the cover keeps coming off.

[Cogs]

So I went to see my psychiatrist. I said, "Nobody takes me seriously."
He said, "You're kidding, right?"

[Wilko]

I went to my psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap and he says, "Clearly, I can see your nuts."

[bonefish]

tom petty and the heartbreakers denver date is still venue to be determined...red rocks YAY!!!, pepsi center meh

[flintpunk]

I went to a Lebanese place for a Shwarma for lunch today. I ordered it with extra garlic and I'm still tasting garlic.

[Fripperton]

I ordered a steak tartar and ended up with something that wasn't even cooked.




The same thing happened to me at a Sushi Bar.

[Erock_Germany]

I hate getting passed on the Autobahn..........when I am already doing 140MPH (not typo, yes MPH - thats 225 KMH) by some bonehead in a freaking Golf GTI flashing his lights and giving me the bird!

[elicross]

Jeremy Clarkson, is that you?!

[Erock_Germany]

Nope, that guy's constantly pulling his own chain. That really happened to me a few hours before I posted.......

[Kap'n]

I hate getting passed on the Autobahn..........when I am already doing 140MPH (not typo, yes MPH - thats 225 KMH) by some bonehead in a freaking Golf GTI flashing his lights and giving me the bird!

I hate that the speed limit on the A3 between Frankfurt and Wertheim appears to be 80-100kph for 90+% of the drive, and I've got a 200 series Mercedes wagon for the week.

[Erock_Germany]

I hate that the speed limit on the A3 between Frankfurt and Wertheim appears to be 80-100kph for 90+% of the drive, and I've got a 200 series Mercedes wagon for the week.

Oh, Kap'n....you are familiar with alot of places ....... not just Upstate New York ...... I know that stretch of A3 ....... had a nice photo shot of me a couple of years ago there. That picture was real expensive ....... same car though as now.

[TT100]

Hey Meatheads! If you're not towing anything with your pickup or SUV, take the tow bar and ball out of the receiver! They hurt like hell banging into a shin in a dark parking lot trying to not get run over and besides, when I had some numbnut on a cel phone bump into the back of me and rolled me forward, I came 1/2" from piercing my ac condensor, radiator and intercooler on your stupid tow bar.

A body shop owner I know says she replaces a LOT of rads and condensors when it should have been just a light bumper tap.

We're all paying for insurance claims.

Oh yea, stop throwing your F****** ciggy butts out the window.

Rant off.

TT

[refin]

Women driving SUVs the wrong way in a parking lot while yacking on their cellphones.

[hippiebob01]

Women driving SUVs the wrong way in a parking lot while yacking on their cellphones.

+Infinity, but change the parking lot to the freeway.

[Stonefreefuzz1]

Women driving SUVs the wrong way in a parking lot while yacking on their cellphones.

Around here the men are just as bad lol

[NeoFauve]

Women driving SUVs the wrong way in a parking lot while yacking on their cellphones.

Wrong way?

[Kap'n]

Last night I went to the oldest pub in Germany (Miltenberg) and didn't have time to order a second beer.

[rudutch]

Last night I went to the oldest pub in Germany (Miltenberg) and didn't have time to order a second beer.

that's not petty, thats a major issue

[dubya]

Around here the men are just as bad lol

actually it is pretty equal here. Soccer moms versus contractors.

[elicross]

The driving-the-wrong-way-in-the-parking-lot thing seems to be universal. No matter where you go, there's just a certain percentage of people who don't understand that if they're driving in the direction the rear ends of all the cars on either side are pointing, they're going the wrong way.

I guess that's why there are big, white arrows painted at the ends of the parking lanes. Sadly, the kind of person who doesn't notice which way the parked cars are pointing isn't likely to notice the big, white arrows, either.

[Stonefreefuzz1]

The Parking lot at my place of employment is a death trap, the equivalent of like 6 football fields with a bunch of lines painted (all oddly, lookign out the window over th epast year ive seen 6 accidents and one skateboarder get hit (actually made the 911 call)
Bunch of Savages in this town.

[dubya]

Speaking of parking lots.....

My other petty grievance would be... people drive like they shop and shop like they drive. Stop blocking the isle and letting traffic flow. You don't have the right a way just cuz your cart may be bigger or fuller than mine.

[hippiebob01]

that's not petty, thats a major issue

+2

[Jonnda]

My ex girlfriend decided to stop talking to me bout two weeks back, wouldn't tell me why, but seemed rather . WTF? I thought we ended as good friends. The Grievance is that since she cut off contact- I can't really do anything to resolve the matter. And that is what's really bugging me/pissing me off... which is slowly eating away my concentration, causing much stress, and acts as acid to my soul. I could be lost in learning Bach's prelude in D minor and then that messy situation pops into mind and &^%$! I can't play a single note right, damn it. Maybe this isn't petty enough to be here after all. I'm just so freakin I needed to say SOMETHING to somebody.

[Erock_Germany]

Last night I went to the oldest pub in Germany (Miltenberg) and didn't have time to order a second beer.

Come to Cologne, I'll buy you a beer Kap'n.........

[Erock_Germany]

I hate it when your boss asks you stupid questions like "Did you do this and did you do that" Piss off you anal retentive micro manager. Get a real job - we are actually smarter than you think and certainly smarter than you will ever be. God damn pinheads who think they are managers and are nothing but administrators! End of bitch........

By the way, who has played guitar loud today? Well I have. My wife and kids are off on a couple of days R&R and my neighbor (semi detached houses here - can hear him on one wall) decided he had to talk loud on the phone at 06:30 so I decided the tubes on the Super Reverb needed a little sterilization by warming those little bottles - can you say Stevie Ray Vaughan at 07:00 butt face!

[Jonnda]

can you say Stevie Ray Vaughan at 07:00 buff face!

[Stonefreefuzz1]

Erock you are the man!Thats how it should be done

Yeah my neighbors garage is right next to my bedroom ,they have all kinds of crazy cars and very loud things (as you can see im not a car guy lol, thats my girlfriend, i do the dishes and clean and she fixes the cars lol) So i got fed up, 6 am every morning they start and revv every car they own(4 hot rodded racing cars that are very very very very loud and 2 mini vans lol,my other neighbors actually complained about it too) So I decided to wheel out my Jcm halfstack aim it right at them and at 6:30 on a saterday morning (they go out boozing on friday nights) they heard what might be (sorry Jimi lol) the greatest rendition of the star spangled banner ever. BOOYAH! lol

[hippiebob01]

Erock you are the man!Thats how it should be done

Yeah my neighbors garage is right next to my bedroom ,they have all kinds of crazy cars and very loud things (as you can see im not a car guy lol, thats my girlfriend, i do the dishes and clean and she fixes the cars lol) So i got fed up, 6 am every morning they start and revv every car they own(4 hot rodded racing cars that are very very very very loud and 2 mini vans lol,my other neighbors actually complained about it too) So I decided to wheel out my Jcm halfstack aim it right at them and at 6:30 on a saterday morning (they go out boozing on friday nights) they heard what might be (sorry Jimi lol) the greatest rendition of the star spangled banner ever. BOOYAH! lol

The part about your neighbors revving up the minivans cracked me up.

[Stonefreefuzz1]

lol i know, they are not exactly the most liked people in our neighborhood lol, the Guy has some pretty racist posters on his walls in the garage, leaves the garage door open in the summertime. Thats some F'ed up Shizzle