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    AutoTune comes in pill form?

    "Mary J. Blige has never taken any performance enhancing illegal steroids."
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080114/...u/steroid_raid
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    WT...??

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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    What kind of "preformance" is supposed to be enhanced in this case?

    This is just "the man" trying to take hip-hop down.
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Wait, it gets worse:

    http://www.buddytv.com/articles/hann...-bo-15481.aspx


    http://www.entertainmentwise.com/new...-backing-track

    C'mon.
    If you're gonna suck and be a basically contrived lifestyle inspiration for teen and pre-teen girls, the least you can do is actually suck and actually physically embody the contrivance when those who need your example shell out mom and dad's good money to screech giddy hosannas.
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Milli Vanilli got a raw deal.

    Their crime was simply being ahead of their time.

    Isn't that always the way with innovators?
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Yeah, like the guy Page swiped the violin bow idea from.

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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Fifty Cent uses steroids?! What a shock!
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Isn't Four Bit's fifteen minutes up already?
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    It was until this story broke.
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    He's due for a rename, a la Puffy Combs/Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy.

    I like the ring of Haffa Buk.
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Fifty Cent's already had a rename. He's now Fiddy Cint!
    i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.

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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Quote Originally Posted by Power_13 View Post
    Fifty Cent's already had a rename. He's now Fiddy Cint!
    "Sorry" - John Belushi as he smashed a guitar in Animal House

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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Performance-enhancing substances?!?!?

    Uh......does Jack Daniels count?

    Seems to me I read something about thirty years ago that those Black Sabbath boys used to chug-a-lug Ripple and snort "Raid" before the curtain came up. Could be one of those 'urban legends', I s'pose.

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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    i get a kick outta snowboarders getting busted for pot-yeah, weed's a performance enhancing substance
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    Re: AutoTune comes in pill form?

    Quote Originally Posted by bonefish View Post
    i get a kick outta snowboarders getting busted for pot-yeah, weed's a performance enhancing substance
    Sure it is.

    It just enhances somebody else's performance. In at least a couple of different ways.
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