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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    I bet you have at least one piece of furniture or building materials in your house that are "aged"

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Not intentionally!!!

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    well,my dog has done a fair job of relicing the couch...i guess i should have said i dont get the guys that spent an extra 1 or 2 thousand bucks to buy pre-reliced guitars.but i have scrolled back onto the pink one and i DO dig the efforts put into relicing it at home.to pick up a piece of sandpaper and age a new guitar would take...true grit

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Quote Originally Posted by 71818 View Post
    Well guys, in my case it's not a choice between an aged guitar & a pristine guitar. It's a choice between an aged guitar & a guitar w/gnats & lint in the finish because I don't have a spray booth.
    I think I have an idea for the finish on your next project!

    http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/bugs/im...005267_554.jpg

    Quote Originally Posted by 71818 View Post
    ...until you find a way to make it illegal for someone to do what they want w/their guitars, you can kiss my hairy, aged &ss!
    There's no accounting for taste, is there?
    Uughhh!
    Talk about "gnats and lint..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoFauve View Post
    I think I have an idea for the finish on your next project!

    http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/bugs/im...005267_554.jpg
    Isn't that a Parker Fly?

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    definitely an amber tint.

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Yes, but are you FAKE aged?

    I'm tellin' ya', that Taylor Hicks look-alike you had goin' on was pretty scary.

    "...pray do not imagine that those who make the noise are the only inhabitants of the field;
    that, of course, they are many in number; or that, after all, they are other than the little,
    shriveled, meagre, hopping, though loud and troublesome, insects of the hour."

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Quote Originally Posted by Durockrolly View Post
    Not intentionally!!!
    No "antique brass" doorknobs, "antique bronze" light fixtures, wooden table with rounded over edges and black spotted paint splatters and small dark "nicks"?

    Tumbled stone tiles of a certain fake aged Roman look in your bathroom?

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    no,my 93 honda has some painted over nicks...

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    Look! What is your problem with me? I told you I am not flaming anyone. If you are unaware, the items you listed are much less valuable unless they are in great condition. By the way, my house was custom built two years ago. Everything used to build it was "brand new". Again, I'm not saying people shouldn't do it. I'm just saying it's not for me.

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Sounds like somebody got up on the wrong side of the rock this morning.
    Several guitars in different colors
    Things to make them fuzzy
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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    ...

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    no way!

    i want my Stratovarius to be ...ummmm......chrome blue.

    where's my Krylon?
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    i must admit the pink one is pretty cool...ive got an oly white one under the bed whispering "beat me".but im trying not to listen.gots maple fretboard too,it might look good with a few bruises

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Quote Originally Posted by 71818 View Post
    Isn't that a Parker Fly?
    It's a fly parked in amber.
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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    When was the first "relic" type strat sold by the custom shop? Was it in response to customers who wanted that "rock star used" look to their guitar... to get props and respect from their audiences? As long as I can remember, I have seen pro (and semi-pro) musicians on stage with beat up looking Fender guitars. A roadie buddy of mine claims that Keith Richards won't have anything to do with new guitars.

    I have always leaned toward the more "worn in" instruments because they always sounded better than the new ones. I've seen guitar owners who treat their guitars like their Porsche. They walk around it with a polishing cloth looking for smudges and fingerprints... Usually these are not players... just owners..

    If you play in a gigging band, an electric guitar will eventually take on the appearance of a "relic'd" instrument? Are we all in agreement of that?

    Then again, George Benson probably keeps his archtops pretty nice, and still remains a legit player. Likewise most modern country stars probably keep their Fenders in a state of Turtle Wax shine....

    I'm a relic guy, but once lived on the other side so either way is all good with me... real old is better than fake old, but fake old is better than brand new with certain exceptions.

    Good topic.

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    Hey 71818..love your work.
    It's all art..funtional art but art none the less.
    Cheers and beers
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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Since people are posting fake Relics, here's mine (though mostly not my work):







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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Nice job!

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Well here's my idea of a "relic"......





    IMO a lotta the stuff that is foisted off as "relics" looks like some hottentots playin' around with bandsaws an' chisels.

    This here is the real deal.

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    I really like the pink Strat too! Fortunately, I've already got my own pink Strat.
    s'all goof.

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    I have to say, I was truly surprised to be flipping through a catalog and see FMIC is offering Gretsch relics now.
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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Quote Originally Posted by blewgrass View Post
    When was the first "relic" type strat sold by the custom shop? Was it in response to customers who wanted that "rock star used" look to their guitar... to get props and respect from their audiences? As long as I can remember, I have seen pro (and semi-pro) musicians on stage with beat up looking Fender guitars. A roadie buddy of mine claims that Keith Richards won't have anything to do with new guitars.

    I have always leaned toward the more "worn in" instruments because they always sounded better than the new ones. I've seen guitar owners who treat their guitars like their Porsche. They walk around it with a polishing cloth looking for smudges and fingerprints... Usually these are not players... just owners..

    If you play in a gigging band, an electric guitar will eventually take on the appearance of a "relic'd" instrument? Are we all in agreement of that?

    Then again, George Benson probably keeps his archtops pretty nice, and still remains a legit player. Likewise most modern country stars probably keep their Fenders in a state of Turtle Wax shine....

    I'm a relic guy, but once lived on the other side so either way is all good with me... real old is better than fake old, but fake old is better than brand new with certain exceptions.

    Good topic.
    For me, it's just about the feel. I grew up as a shredder with those raw, oiled necks and then played the snot out of my '66 strat to the point there's no finish on the back of the neck and the body paint has a very matte feel. So I dig the relic idea.

    Has nothing to do with portraying any image at all. Most of these poly guitars and even most newer plastics are so UV resistant, they won't age even after a ton of gigging.

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Real:

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    How long did it take to completely wear through the back cover?

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Quote Originally Posted by phantomman View Post
    IMO a lotta the stuff that is foisted off as "relics" looks like some hottentots playin' around with bandsaws an' chisels.
    Are you callin' ME a hottentot, pardner?

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    i'm a bit confused. relic or not, its a guitar, no? play the durn thing. (the debate will go on, though, i fear)

    i'll take it either way. 71818, if you want to unload that pink strat... just gimme a call!

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    What amazes me is that none of the recent posters to this thread appear to have read the rest of it.

    I'm all for new folks digging up old threads because they have something to ask or say on the topic, but heckfire, read the gol' dang, dad'burned thing first.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 71818 View Post
    Are you callin' ME a hottentot, pardner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fezz parka View Post
    But, IMO 71818's work is stellar. He don't use no blowtorch or bandsaw.
    Agreed, Fezz......top drawer.

    I guess I was thinkin' more along the lines of those abso-tively horrid hack jobs that inevitably turn up on evil-bay. You know the ones I'm talkin' about -- like they took the guitar out into the parking lot at lunchtime an' let five buddies kick it around like a soccer ball. Then let some ding-dong with a palm sander loaded with 180-grit spend an afternoon "pleasuring" themselves. Followed by the de rigueur charred headstock corner (demonstrating definitely that the damage from a slowly-smoldering Pall Mall looks exactly like the disfigurement caused by fifteen minutes' worth of Bic butane lighter).

    Oh......did I mention -- the guitar started out as a S/S/H Squire Bullet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by fezz parka View Post
    Aww, then they'd have to read the first page!
    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoFauve View Post
    I have to say, I was truly surprised to be flipping through a catalog and see FMIC is offering Gretsch relics now.
    I'm not exactly sure why, but I find that depressing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fezz parka View Post
    Aww, then they'd have to read the first page!
    Ya' know, it's been almost a year since those gnats bought the farm as part of 71818's process.
    RIP, gnats.
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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    Where did you get the pickguard?
    Been looking at what they call the mint green and its a little too minty if you know what I mean. Been looking at others but this one has a nice tint to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoFauve View Post
    Ya' know, it's been almost a year since those gnats bought the farm as part of 71818's process.
    RIP, gnats.
    Don't forget the lint. Also vital. StewMac sells the best; guaranteed to be at least 30 percent belly button lint.
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    Eh lint kind of like dust.
    And dust is just us in the wind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockntommy View Post
    Where did you get the pickguard?
    Been looking at what they call the mint green and its a little too minty if you know what I mean. Been looking at others but this one has a nice tint to it.
    That's a great lookin' pickguard, Tommy......reminds me of the 3ply I ripped off a Robert Cray I bought about a year ago. A perfect match for the rest of your guitar.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rockntommy View Post
    Where did you get the pickguard?
    Been looking at what they call the mint green and its a little too minty if you know what I mean. Been looking at others but this one has a nice tint to it.
    That's a MIM '60s pickguard I bought on eBay. I've found that they look a little more gray than green. The MIJ ones I've had seem really bright, almost flourescent. I need to tint it a little, along w/the knobs & p'up covers, to make it fit the finish a little better. Right now they stick out like a sore thumb.

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    Re: Fake aged guitars...

    After 35 years and dozens of guitars I think the real charm of old guitars is playing a well played vintage piece that feels vintage and well played. I agree that up to a point you can fake vintage appearance but you can't fake vintage feel, and you can't fake the chops you'll pick up wearing out a new guitar, over say 20 years of constant playing.
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