Should I say something? Or does...

[Jonnda]

Hold it. Hold it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Thompson's Gazelle of the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad.

Inspector Fox:
Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!

Inspector Gazelle:
Shut up!

Now I'm arrestin' this entire forum on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behaviour contrary to the "Not in front of the children" Act, two, always saying "It's so and so of the Yard" every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offenses against the "Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline" Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin' sketch by just having a policeman come in and... wait a minute.

[rudutch]

this post seems to be of great amusement here. If you ratted him out, what would we all reply about?

[pc]

Plus, I'm quite certain he's a member here too and has already read this thread extensively.

[Kap'n]

.

[franchelB]

Well I think I should just go over there and and make a big announcement post!

What do you guys think?

You ask me what I think?
While I can't speak for others here, I DO think that it's a bad idea for you to do that! I mean, who really cares what other members do with their personal lives? I got enough personal problems to worry about whether a forum member is a guy, girl, cross-dresser, lesbian, martian, muslim, jew, black, white, 1-leg, no legs, Einstein, or Anna Nicole Smith...who ever!
And even if you did tell, what will that accomplish??

[Jonnda]

...1-leg, no legs, Einstein, or Anna Nicole Smith...

Ummm... didn't Anna recently die or somthing?

"I'd just like to say that forum member Anna Nicole Smith, is still posting after the models demise, and that the member must be an impostor."

[franchelB]

Ummm... didn't Anna recently die or somthing?

"I'd just like to say that forum member Anna Nicole Smith, is still posting after the models demise, and that the member must be an impostor."

Well, I'm no "Einstein"...
Really!

[cody]

...you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

He's saying "toffee-nosed":

toffee-nosed

Main Entry:
tof·fee–nosed
Function:adjective
Date:circa 1925
chiefly British : conceited, snobbish

[Jonnda]

He's saying "toffee-nosed":

toffee-nosed

Main Entry:
tof·fee–nosed
Function:adjective
Date:circa 1925
chiefly British : conceited, snobbish

thanks cody, I just copied and pasted it from a website, and forgot to check it.

[mkg]

This thread needs to be slapped with a big fish and fed to Marcel Proust.

[photoweborama]

Sheehs.. of all the threads I started, this one has to be the one to live the longest....

[curtisstetka]

I'm afraid I'll have to shoot you then.

Right-o!

[Gravity Jim]

No surprise that a discussion of men dressing up as women turns to Python, is it?

[NeoFauve]

No it's not!

http://img.search.com/thumb/8/8e/Pin...0px-Pining.PNG

It's pining for the fjords!

[Fripperton]

Lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue.

[Kap'n]

Lemon curry?

[mkg]

Well as long as we're here we might as well plan our assault on the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro.

[Kap'n]

It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.

[photoweborama]

Sick.. just sick..

[Bluestar]

So you that-other-forum experts - is Ole FUZZY a real person?

[Fripperton]

[Kap'n]

So you that-other-forum experts - is Ole FUZZY a real person?

Maybe Mr. Fuzzy's father?

[NeoFauve]

is Ole FUZZY a real person?

It's Mr Fuzzy crossdressing as a bullfighter.

http://www.uni.edu/becker/bullfighter.gif

[Gary Gray]

And now,

The Larch

[mkg]

Fripperton, something's been troubling me. If I follow the instructions in your tagline and void where prohibited, won't I be arrested?

[boobtube21]

Yes, it's spelled 'luxury yacht', but it is pronounced 'throat wobbler mangrove'

[Dr Fene]

Yes, it's spelled 'luxury yacht', but it is pronounced 'throat wobbler mangrove'

thanks took me back to my schooldays

[Jonnda]

Fripperton, something's been troubling me. If I follow the instructions in your tagline and void where prohibited, won't I be arrested?

It took me a a while, but Oooo NOW I get it.

[Fripperton]

Fripperton, something's been troubling me. If I follow the instructions in your tagline and void where prohibited, won't I be arrested?

Yes, I suppose if you viewed it as instructions you would.

[mkg]

Yes, I suppose if you viewed it as instructions you would.

In that case I'd better view it as merely a suggestion.

[franchelB]

So you that-other-forum experts - is Ole FUZZY a real person?

Yep, do a "search" about him at TDPRI.


You might even be neighbors or somethin'!

[studio1087]

You can link to recordings of Fuzzy's band from his alter ego posts. He's a good guitar player. I started reading this whole thing and instantly figured it all out before reading the initials.

On the one hand....so what?
On the other hand....whhhhooooooooooo!

I'm over the whhhooooooooooooo now and I'll stick with so what.

The stuff you figure out on the internet.

I'm going to google "loch ness monster" now (could be my third grade teacher).