They've got the Badtz Maru [sic] bass. Not as cool as a pink HK, but in the same family.
They've got the Badtz Maru [sic] bass. Not as cool as a pink HK, but in the same family.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
"His mom drops him off?"
Dude, that's my first band! Three adults and me, who was not yet licensed to drive! I show up with a Gibson 330 and an Ampeg VT-22....
Yeah, maybe you're right... in point of fact, I guess I didn't really work out. :)
"No harmonic knowledge, no sense of time, a ghastly tone, unskilled vibrato, and so on. Chuck is one of the worst guitar players I know" -Gravity Jim
...tells you he went to Berklee.
"You have made it, you are cool
You have been to the Berklee School
You give clinics on the side
Music has died and no one cried"
Shows up at the audition with four kids aged between 6 months and five, because "Lucile disappeared again."
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
On the way to the first gig, he needs to visit a friend in the projects.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
Upon meeting him, he expresses disappointment that your hair isn't longer, and that you're not playing through a full 100W stack.
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
He asks if you want to hear him play
- Eruption
- Freebird
- Smoke on the Water
- Sweet Child 'O Mine
- Enter Sandman
- Stairway
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
"No harmonic knowledge, no sense of time, a ghastly tone, unskilled vibrato, and so on. Chuck is one of the worst guitar players I know" -Gravity Jim
Look who's talkin', Mr. PRS Soapbar SE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If, at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Two leaps per chasm is fatal!
Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...
Mikey, OSA, Greg, and Swanky have carried my ass, and saved me from embarrassment, often enough that they are due a little leeway. Besides, in the time the guys have known me, I've proven time and time again that I'm not gay... NTTATWWT!
"I'm gonna find myself a girl
that can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams..."
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
I may be wrong, but I think "having to dis-prove his gayness..time and time again" might be one of the warning signs...that the guitar player might not work out..(not that there's anything wrong with that)I've proven time and time again that I'm not gay... NTTATWWT!
"If you're cool, you don't know nothin' about it. It just is...or you ain't." - Keith Richards
HA!
You guys SLAY me!
Hahahahaaaaaa
If, at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Two leaps per chasm is fatal!
Dudes, one of my great joys in life is being RJ's wingman.
"No harmonic knowledge, no sense of time, a ghastly tone, unskilled vibrato, and so on. Chuck is one of the worst guitar players I know" -Gravity Jim
When the guitarist pulls one of those finger tension exercisers out of his case before practice......
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
And fellas, he's a GREAT wingman - although I think I might have finally retired from needing one. I'm the only single guy in the band, but I've been in a single relationship now for 15 months...heck, I'm practically married...
And for the record, Carmen's a "she." There, I'm not gay. Q.E.D.
"I'm gonna find myself a girl
that can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams..."
RJ, if you have to tell us one more time that you're not gay, I'm going to have to assume you're lying.
Especially if this is the lucky "lady":
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
Hmmmm, a platonic relationship with fringe benefits? Hmmmm interesting. Almost married but not quite? Hmmmmmm. If you take the pain, you'd better get the gain.
HMMMMMMMMMMMM.
If, at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Two leaps per chasm is fatal!
... when he says, "Dude... your bass is just like the one Haruko plays on FLCL!"
(Just teasing ya, Jonnda... I may be the only 50-year old anime fan extant.)
"Fool me once, shame on..... shame on me... fool me twice... shame on ... shame on... IF YOU GET FOOLED ONCE YOU CAN'T GET FOOLED AGAIN".-Our Good bud George W.
"I'm gonna find myself a girl
that can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams..."
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
I enjoy the darkness of Paranoia Agent, but Cowboy Bebop rules all, especially for Yoko Kanno's awesome scoring.
When the guitarist starts burning incense onstage for the vibe....it goes with the authentic colorful organic woven rug that he puts his pedalboard on,and the lava lamp on his amp.
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
"I'm gonna find myself a girl
that can show me what laughter means
And we'll fill in the missing colors
In each other's paint-by-number dreams..."
Let's see, have we covered all bases with this thread yet....
Dissing of Line6... check.
Dissing of gear in general that isn't based on late 50's technology... check.
Dissing of Yngwie... check.
Hello Kitty... check.
Gayness... check.
Japanese animation... check.
Okay, I think we're good here.
s'all goof.
There's plenty more...
The guy who...
... willonly play authentic blues songs no matter how obscure.. on a lawyertop guitar and boutique amp.. that cost more than many authentic blues legends made in their lifetime..
...will not play a note until all the band members join hands and say a prayer..
...wears a God Bless Lee Greenwood T-shirt...
... used to have a guitar just like your's but sold it because it wouldn't stay in tune...and was too heavy...because he only plays guitar that weigh less than 6.73 pounds...because of his bad back...and you should change out the pickups in yours because there's only one way to get that perfect single coil sound and it's with the pickups made by a friend of his uncle's that has a 3 year waiting list..
VM
If aliens listened to our current top 40, they'd think that the entire planet was populated by sexually ambivalent robots with ethnic insecurity.
Yeah Cowboy Bebop and Trigun have the best soundtracks i have heard on an anime. They are on my top five favorite list, and I have almost all of the music from those series. I actually listened to cowboy bebop before watching it. Also, the Pillows worked well as a soundtrack to FLCL, and i like allot of their tunes too.
Anime has some cool music somtimes.... But I digress. Sorry to change the thread topic ppl.
"The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet."
"there's NOTHING WRONG with a live penguin, but...I expected a hamburger!"
Nope, we're missing a few....
- Shows up with a Hot Rod Deluxe.
- Shows up with a MetalZone pedal.
- Shows up with a guitar with a pointy body that isn't an original korina
- Shows up with a Boss pedal that isn't modified by Keeley or Analogman
- Insists that you play the "Jimi" version of All Along the Watchtower in Am.
- Insists that you remove the "and" from "the wind began to howl" in above song, because that's not the way Dylan wrote it..
- Insists that you play All Along The Watchtower in general.
(Fripp got the delta blues on a PRS lawyer guy right above me)
Several guitars in different colors
Things to make them fuzzy
Things to make them louder
orange picks
Hang on......
He switches strats in the middle of Watchtower because "the rosewood fretboard sounds better on the 2nd solo."
Ok, I think that's it.
--thinks he can get a flanging or delay sound with his fingers alone.
--beligerently extols the virtues of oxygen free cables
--insists that a wound G string is the only way to get a 'full' sound.
--won't stop talking about Delbert McClinton.
--dismisses entire decades of music.
Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...