Top indicators this guitar player who's auditioning might not work out:
- Before tuning up, pulls out a guitar stand and lays a towel over it before putting his Mexican Strat on it.
- Brings own guitar, amp, and effects, and spends more than 20 seconds tweaking his sound.
- After tweaking, asks if it sounds OK.
- leaves volume and tone knobs a 10 for everything.
- Say's "Just play something and I'll jam over it".
- closes his eyes while comping.
- hits a clam, gets a pissed look and does the old right hand tuning during the song move like he's correcting the problem.
- High fives all around after "Pride and Joy".