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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Insists that your cables are plugged in backwards.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kap'n View Post
    Nope, we're missing a few....

    [LIST][*]Insists that you play the "Jimi" version of All Along the Watchtower in Am.
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    ...pulls out a Variax & PODxt and it sounds better than my rig.




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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by hudpucker View Post
    --thinks he can get a flanging or delay sound with his fingers alone.
    But you can! Search "Tone IS in the hands", a thread started by I believe Refin, check the first link in Fezz's post , #4 for delay effect with only the fingers. Then if you check the "Another Gatton Video--DANG!" thread, at about 3:00 you'll witness the flanging effect.


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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by boobtube21 View Post
    But you can! Search "Tone IS in the hands", a thread started by I believe Refin, check the first link in Fezz's post , #4 for delay effect with only the fingers. Then if you check the "Another Gatton Video--DANG!" thread, at about 3:00 you'll witness the flanging effect.

    Dang BT, you could have just included the links in the time it took you to type out all those directions!

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Funny, I seem to recall the Gatton himself once had an effects box controller ATTACHED to his guitar back in the day...

    I'd love to hear someone create a long slapback or looping echo with just their hands. How about a reverse gate echo? Or maybe a lengthy flanging while playing or comping.


    Remember, not everyone uses effects as you imagine...

    THAT was the point.

    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by hudpucker View Post
    Funny, I seem to recall the Gatton himself once had an effects box controller ATTACHED to his guitar back in the day...
    The Magic Dingus Box. I think it was inspired by the Les Paulverizer.
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    ... when he doesn't have backups for his waranteed Monster Cables.
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar_Mc View Post
    Dang BT, you could have just included the links in the time it took you to type out all those directions!
    I like to type?

    Ah shit, I can do the reverse flange thing with my hands. I'd show you but I don't know how to get my guitar plugged into my laptop. Yeah.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Yeah, that's a well-known technique but I could show you flanging that you CANNOT get with your hands alone.

    Again, you're missing the point. Or don't want to acknowledge it.
    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by boobtube21 View Post
    I like to type?

    Ah shit, I can do the reverse flange thing with my hands. I'd show you but I don't know how to get my guitar plugged into my laptop. Yeah.
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    I guess I was missing the point. Sorry dude, I was more concerned with being a smartass at the time, I'll try to be a better reader.

    I was just kidding about the reverse flange thing too, for some reason I was thinking of that as reverse echo so I thought you were making a joke. I can't do any of that crazy stuff, just bustin' your chops bro.

    I don't even think I could figure that guitar out. I'd probably get the USB cable plugged in backwards, and end up with inferior tone.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    No prob, man.


    Apparently, I am humorless.

    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    That's ok, I like your avatar.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Yeah, hudpucker. What's up with that avatar?
    s'all goof.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by curtisstetka View Post
    Yeah, hudpucker. What's up with that avatar?
    Said the monkey while raising his coffee mug.

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Watch out for guitarists who join a forum and have Yngwie as an avatar........
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    That's it.


    Now you've gone and unleashed the frickin' fury....


    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by hudpucker View Post
    That's it.


    Now you've gone and unleashed the frickin' fury....





    YOU sir,are a braver man than I........
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    After finding my new avatar I suddenly have an urge to eat ham sandwiches all day....
    Tone is in the fingers, eh? Let's hear your Vox, Marshall and Fender fingerings then...

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by hudpucker View Post
    After finding my new avatar I suddenly have an urge to eat ham sandwiches all day....


    Maybe a warning sign should be any guitarist who tries to cram a size 38 split end into leather pants and spandex.
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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    He say, "Jeebus! Did you see that cutie up at the bar? Beautiful face! A caboose that would make me melt! And a pair of headlights that make me think the "Train Kept a' Rollin' On My Dong!" I'm gonna go buy her a drink, and see if she'll give me a little "Heave! Ho!" later."

    You say, "I'm glad you think she looks so nice. That's my daughter Susan."

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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Quote Originally Posted by hudpucker View Post
    After finding my new avatar I suddenly have an urge to eat ham sandwiches all day....

    Have you noticed how much your avatar looks like the mythical "Inflatable Plastic Party Doll?"



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    Re: Warning Signs the Guitar Player Might Not Work Out...

    Damn Junior, what kind of parties have blow-up dolls that look like Yngwie Malmsteen?

    Nevermind, don't want to know...

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