Best song line.....

[mmcquain]

...zircron encrusted tweezers...
-Zappa

...wang dang sweet poontang...
-Nugent

[tuberattler]

Meanwhile, back in the jungle...

The boys in the jungle had me on the run,
When something heavy hit me, like an atomic bomb. I woke up kinda slow, and my head started to clear, I had a strange feeling I was with cooking gear I smelled something cooking, and I looked to see. That's when I found out they was cooking me.

[moonpie]

Da do do do, da dah dah dah...that's all she used to say to me.

[dubya]

"Oh, she's a...

90 pound suburban housewife
Drivin' in her SUV
Talkin' on her cell phone
Oblivious to you and me
Kids in the back seat watchin' the little T.V.
She's a 90 pound suburban housewife
driving in her SUV."



http://www.90poundsuv.com/

[Kap'n]

Don't you break my heart
my achy, breaky heart

[Offshore Angler]

This really blew my mind
The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a hollywood movie, hmmm

[NeoFauve]

"There's bodies floatin' on Canal and the levees gone to Hell
Martha, get me my sixteen gauge and some dry shells
Them who's got got out of town
And them who ain't got left to drown
Tell me, how can a poor man stand such times and live?" - How Can A Poor Man Stand Such Times And Live? by Blind Alfred Reed/ B. Springsteen

[moonpie]

"you say you wanna teach me to fly, but you wanna clip my wings"



from my very own Because of You....


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/song...songID=1470724



Come on...give it a listen....say "Hi" on my message board...make me feel like somebody.

Gotta post a new backing track in the Zones and then go back to fightin' the stump...

[boobtube21]

How's this one--

"Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
where the banshees live, and they do live well"

"...where the dew drops cry, and the cats....meow...."

[Kap'n]

"There's bodies floatin' on Canal and the levees gone to Hell

You got me thinking of:

"Now I love Frank, and I love all o' his songs
And I love all o' his stories about fishing stiffs out of the Shannon"

Duty Free - Ike Reilly (I think)

[boobtube21]

I guess I was a little late to the 'Tap party...

[guitars247]

fishheads
fishheads
rolly polly fishheads

or

dead puppies
dead puppies
dead puppies aren't much fun

they don't come
when you call
they don't chase
squirrels at all
dead puppies aren't much fun

ahhhh, demento

[Wilko]

I'm looking over my dead dog rover
that I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing
Another is gone
One leg is spread out all over the lawn
No use explaining the one remaining
It's spinning on t he carport floor
I'm looking over my dead dog rover
that I hit with the power mower

[NeoFauve]

Mmm bop...

[Kap'n]

See the tree, how big it's grown.

[moonpie]

Won't somebody please take the lady with the skinny legs?

[tuberattler]

You can't roller skate in a Buffalo heard!

[Kap'n]

Ginger is always sincere
Just not to one man
She called me up
And said you know that i'm drowning
It's the dog trainer again
He says that he thinks that she needs more hands

[Gravity Jim]

"Our man Abu squeezes off 20 tracer rounds,
And that's when she jumps the turnstile....
And as she clings to the roof of the speeding train
The Double A down to Sheridan Square...

"Pixeleen...
Rave on, my sleek and soulful cyberqueen.
Pixeleen....
Penned by a hack in the Palisades,
Backed by some guys from Columbia.
Shot all in digital video
For a million and change."

[moonpie]

Don't you ever ask them why; If they told you you would cry.

[NeoFauve]

"In a landlocked town with a backwards name
Selling paintings of the sea
My horizons sit in a parking lot all day"

[moonpie]

I live in a house that looks out over the ocean, and there's some stars who fell from the sky livin' up on the hill.

[Fripperton]

I am a dinosaur
Somebody is digging my bones......Adrian Belew

[myk]

Ginger is always sincere
Just not to one man
She called me up
And said you know that i'm drowning
It's the dog trainer again
He says that he thinks that she needs more hands

is that Tori Amos....it's familiar I just can't pin it down. I'll have to go dig through cd's now!

[Watto]

Generals gather in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

Only Ozzy could make masses rhyme with masses........SHAAARROOON

[Kap'n]

is that Tori Amos....it's familiar I just can't pin it down. I'll have to go dig through cd's now!

Yep. We're in the Wrong Band, from Under the Pink. A bouncy little waltz.

[hi-watt357]

You shut your mouth.
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human, and I need to be loved...
Just like everybody else does
- The Smiths (lyrics by Morrissey)

Shaking like a dog shittin' razor blades.
- Alkaline Trio

Like a plane crash that never hits the ground
I fall in love with you
I'm nose over tail for you
-Alkaline Trio

You came to me like a dream
The kind that always leaves
Just as the best part starts
It ends so abruptly
And leaves you stunned and naked
In your bedroom all alone
It's kinda funny how something so soothing
Gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone

And you broke me like the cigarette
That I busted on the day I quit
But now that i've been drinking
I'm out of smokes and I wish that I had it
Woke up to my daily headache
And the realization that you are gone
Oh my sweet darling happiness
You've been away from me all along

One thing that I've never said-
I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head
A lonely liver suspended in liquid

You came to me like a dream
The kind that always leaves,
Just as the best part starts
It ends so abruptly
And leaves you stunned and naked
In your bedroom all alone
It's kinda funny how something so soothing
Gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone

One thing that I've never said-
I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head
A lonely liver suspended in liquid
It's one thing that I never did was smile
Missing a case - lacking a lid
My heart bleeds for what you never did
You never did
For what you never did
Never did
For what you never did
Never did, never did, never did
You never did, you never did

It's one thing that I've never said-
I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head
A lonely liver suspended in liquid
It's one thing that I never did was smile
Missing a case - lacking a lid
My heart bled for what you never did until now
-Alkaline Trio

[Kap'n]

I'm hot blooded
Check it and see
Got a fever
of 103

[moonpie]

I'd like to help you, son, but you're too young to vote.

[pc]

Her legs, spread in one direction
Like a symbol of math
A symbol meaning "greater than."
I come recommended by 4 out of 5
I'm a factor in the whole plan
----Soul Coughing

[boobtube21]

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there looking at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

---Ween/"Mister would you please help my pony"

[guitars247]

Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw what I saw and I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw what I saw it with my own two eyes.

[YaReMi]

we are stardust
we are golden
and we've got to get ourselves
back to the garden

[YaReMi]

But we who see our destiny
In sound of this same old punk song
Let rest originality for sake of passing it around
Illumunating realization number one:
You are the only light there is
For yourself my friend
(Gogol Bordello)

[Gris]

About time somebody threw down some Joni!

[YaReMi]

don't get me started, Gris ...

I was a free man in Paris
I felt unfettered and alive
There was nobody calling me up for favors
And no one's future to decide

[YaReMi]

Coyote's in the coffee shop
He's staring a hole in his scrambled eggs
He picks up my scent on his fingers
While he's watching the waitresses' legs

[YaReMi]

Are you afraid of tender whispers
And slowly ticking time?
Emotions framed in a simple rhyme ...

[boobtube21]

Got a bronx education, double digit inflation, can't take the train to the job, there's a strike at the station...

Grandmaster Flash/"The Message"

[moonpie]

You're purin' water on a drowning man.