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    Lazy Tongue Rant

    Please answer the following questions:

    Do you say "shunt" instead of "should'nt"?

    Do you say "wunt" instead of "would'nt"?

    Do you say "cunt" instead of "could'nt"?

    If you answered "Yes" to any of these questions and
    you don't have a speech impediment,
    what the fuck is wrong with you?
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    Re: Lazy Tongue Rant

    You shunt assume that if we talk that way, there's something wrong with us. We wunt do that to you, not that we cunt. :hee
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    Re: Lazy Tongue Rant

    No, I don't speak that way. Also, I don't give a rat's fat ass what you think about other people's diction.

    (Please refer to rat's ass thread, I still have several left.)
    A friend in need is a good reason to screen your calls.

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    Re: Lazy Tongue Rant

    Telecast,

    I respect that.

    BTW, that blue Tele is beautiful.

    Would you mind telling me what make/model it is?
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    Re: Lazy Tongue Rant

    Thank you. It's my own design/build. I call it the Telebasterd. It has a Gibson Tune-o-matic bridge, a tailpiece form a 60's Kay, a Seymour Duncan quarter Pounder bridge Pup, a Golden Age humbucker at the neck. The body started life as a regular Alder Tele body, I did the hollowing out and dropped in the quilted maple top, binding, etc.

    BTW, I was just goofing around on the rat's ass thing, it's leftover from another thread. I despise lazy speech as well. Nevertheless, I still have a whole slew of rat's asses that I must give out before they spoil. Only a few are fat though.
    A friend in need is a good reason to screen your calls.

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