The Economy is so bad...

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked
"Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad I saw a pimp driving a Honda

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

"I'm tellin' ya, the economy's bad!"

This economy don't get no respect I tell ya, no respect.

:lmao: LOVE IT!!!!:lmao:

The economy is so bad, I can't afford to finish this senten

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Originally Posted by Mesotech

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

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Mattel is trading at 19.59 at the close Fri.

GM was 2.67

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Originally Posted by Wilko

Mattel is trading at 19.59 at the close Fri.

GM was 2.67

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Watch for Pelosi and Reid to propose a "windfall profits" tax on Mattel ("It's Swell!").

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The economy is so bad,

I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
the Lone Ranger sold his silver bullets on Ebay.

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the economy is so bad, I can't afford to pay attention

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Originally Posted by phantomman

Watch for Pelosi and Reid to propose a "windfall profits" tax on Mattel ("It's Swell!").

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You are so predictable.

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Originally Posted by phantomman

Watch for Pelosi and Reid to propose a "windfall profits" tax on Mattel ("It's Swell!").

:biglaugh:

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Yeah, yeah. It's all the Democrats' fault. If the Republicans were still in power, we'd all be driving platinum cars to our beach houses. :speechles

Indeed. "Predictable". And comfortable.

And next spring -- when what's left of the US economy completes its journey from the bowl to the septic tank due to the forthcoming collapse of the commercial real estate market, taking tens of thousands more US jobs with it -- I'll remain predictable.

......And "comfortable".

(naivete is so blissfully wonderful -- until it collides with reality)

You know, I come here to talk guitars, not get third-grade reductionist economics and the highlights of the Glen Beck show.

A novel concept, I know.

Just because the rest of the world (on both sides) is a bunch of trash talking hypocrites, doesn't mean TFF has to stoop to that level.

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Originally Posted by Kap'n

You know, I come here to talk guitars, not get third-grade reductionist economics and the highlights of the Glen Beck show.

A novel concept, I know.

Just because the rest of the world (on both sides) is a bunch of trash talking hypocrites, doesn't mean TFF has to stoop to that level.

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could we discuss 5th grade music?

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Originally Posted by Wilko

Mattel is trading at 19.59 at the close Fri.

GM was 2.67

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wow...that is either sad or a great opportunity

Peace, dudes. Let's wait until spring and see. We all want the economy to improve.

The economy's so bad, the media is trying to polarize us.

Well.
Nevermind.

:Shrug:

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Originally Posted by Kap'n

You know, I come here to talk guitars, not get third-grade reductionist economics and the highlights of the Glen Beck show.

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You spelled 'Glen Beck' incorrectly.


It's spelled "A-S-S-H-O-L-E."



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the economy is so bad people are working very hard and not complaining out loud.... but that is little consolation :)

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