Dear Abby, I think my wife's cheating on me.
She comes home late with no explanations,
and when I ask who's calling on the phone, she gets snappy.
My buddy called me from the local music store and said
"Dude, get down here now. There's a chick down here
who looks like yer old lady, and she's with some guy!"
So I get down there, and what I saw was just heartbreaking.
That was my wife alright, but she was with a freakin' guitar player
I coulda understood if it was another bassist, but Jeeze.
She was standing there, laughing while he shredded on an American Standard Strat.
They moved up the checkout, holding hands now.
I ducked behind a display case, thinking "How could she do this to me?"
Then I noticed the store was having a bass string sale.
So Abby, my question is: Should I buy the roundwounds, or go with the flats?