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    Forum Member FrankJohnson's Avatar
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    I think we had this up before but......

    Dear Abby, I think my wife's cheating on me.
    She comes home late with no explanations,
    and when I ask who's calling on the phone, she gets snappy.

    My buddy called me from the local music store and said
    "Dude, get down here now. There's a chick down here
    who looks like yer old lady, and she's with some guy!"
    So I get down there, and what I saw was just heartbreaking.

    That was my wife alright, but she was with a freakin' guitar player
    I coulda understood if it was another bassist, but Jeeze.
    She was standing there, laughing while he shredded on an American Standard Strat.

    They moved up the checkout, holding hands now.
    I ducked behind a display case, thinking "How could she do this to me?"
    Then I noticed the store was having a bass string sale.
    So Abby, my question is: Should I buy the roundwounds, or go with the flats?
    Kenny Belmont
    >:^{I)>

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    Forum Member ch willie's Avatar
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    Re: I think we had this up before but......

    Sounds like a chapter out of my life, except he is a retired history teacher, and the sale was on Telecasters.
    If we'd known we were going to be the Beatles, we'd have tried harder.--George Harrison

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