But how could I resist a deal such as this?
Description:
Fender Classic Player Triple Telecaster Electric Guitar, 21 Frets, Thick C Neck, Maple Fingerboard, Passive Pickup, Gloss Polyester, Black
https://slickdeals.net/f/9509188-fender-classic-player-triple-telecaster-electric-guitar-380-free-s-h
Fender Custom Shop Master Builder Todd Krause has designed an unusual take on the Telecaster for the Classic Player series. The high-performance Classic Player Triple Tele rocks three slanted Nocaster single-coil bridge pickups for truly distinctive modern tone and the classic look of a black finish and pickguard paired with a one-piece maple neck/fingerboard.
Other features include a thick "C"-shaped neck profile, 9.5" fingerboard radius and 21 vintage-style frets, five-way Stratocaster-style switching, vintage-style string-through-body bridge with three brass saddles, special Custom Shop neck plate engraving and more. Deluxe gig bag included.
According to one purchaser, the "thick C neck" feels more like a "medium-thick C."
Heck, for $379.99, which includes no taxes, free s&h and a gig bag, this thing might just be my first modding guitar. It will certainly be my first non-American instrument.