musty crusty dirty and dusty WTF?

[Volumeknob]

NO its not the 4 girl stripper review at the local "gentelmens club"....but it COULD BE:naughty:


Where was I going with this.......sorry mind wondered, or is that wandered .................

OH right then, one of the Pawn Shop cast offs abandoned by its previous owner.....according to the tag its been hanging in the Pawn Shop since 2011. (this place REALLY didn't do good business) he had a price of 145.00 on it they are new at Target for like 99.00 WTF?
--obviously one isn't born EVERY minute--

Anyway. I am torn as to what exactly to do with it. It actually plays nice, no frett buzz, tuners work pups sound decent ---it weights as much as a buick sedan --- and doesn't suck.
Resale value honestly MIGHT ---MIGHT on a good day be about 45-50.00.......which I may do, however I have been toying with using it for some RAtICLE Frankenstienian modifications.......
I just am not certain WHAT?!?!

This is where you crazy cast of conspicuously creative and conniving critters comes in........

GIMME SOME IDEAS!?!?!?!?!

[phantomman]

Use it the next time you play a Who tribute set then smash it to smithereens at the end of "My Generation".

[Volumeknob]

uhm......I can't do that ....even to this little outcast. :)

[S. Cane]

Well, if you ever think of smashing a guitar, then that's the one to do it with

[smitty_p]

Is that a pickup selector switch at the bottom?

I'd swap positions of the front knob and the switch.

Then, I'd buff the body out because, well, look at it!

I'd also put 500k pots in it, if not already, and .022 uF caps.

If you really wanna make an off-brand sleeper guitar, put some zebra Dimarzio Super Distortion p'ups in it! That would be like dropping a Chevy small block in your Subaru!

I put those pickups in an old Univox copy of an ES-335 I had when I was about 19 years old and it made it into a screamer.

[Volumeknob]

HHHMMMM
that's a thought;;;;I am thinking something more industrial perhaps

[Old Ranger]

Need to stop eating those brownies with the leafy substance baked in them. I believe they're altering your judgement!

Better off eating those crayons! More colorful too..