act today this deal won't last
act today this deal won't last
I was shocked the other day to actually start hearing people around me speak in txt language. I am 22 and found that very suprising.
"British-voiced"
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
"Self-licking ice cream cone". Don't ask...I work in government.
Obamacare...sheesh!
I cured my personal aversion to words like "Obamacare" by refusing to listen to anyone who might say it.
"Showers." Also, "scattered showers."
C'mon already.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
"I said all that to say this:"
"If you're cool, you don't know nothin' about it. It just is...or you ain't." - Keith Richards
"I hate to tell you this, but..."
(99 percent of people who open with that phrase are about to say something they actually *can't wait* to tell you, and that you don't really need to hear.)
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
"...shoved down our throats"
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
football
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
Plays like butter..
Tea Party.
Obama.
The recession is over.
Check out my band's stuff:
The BIG Coque Band's Facebook Page
The BIG Coque Band's Youtube Page
"Follow your bliss"
--Joseph Campbell
Ill be brief, You wanna lean how I made millions..
50% Chance of rain today..
"Ha-ay...ha-a-a-ay...ha-a-a-ay...tonight."
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
That song is in two different ads now. So the chances of hearing it have doubled!
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
I think that guy crafts his lyrics hoping they'll eventually ascend to the level of SPAM.
I kind of like the structure and arrangement of the song, but, MAN, those lyrics.
Compare it to McCartney's story of writing a little ditty called "Scrambled Eggs."
Apparently no one in Train's inner circle said, "Say, Pat, how's about taking another pass at this one?" And it never crossed his mind.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
It's a win-win situation..."
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
"It is what it is."
Ya THINK?!
"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long." -- Mitch Hedberg
it's not what it could be either
do I look like I know what I'm doing?
Ask your doctor if you think you may have these symptoms.
Trey Songz
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello
I tell you, there are some phrases I could stand to hear more of. For instance, "how's your old Ferrari running?" would be good.
paf tone......
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
I really hate
The dreaded " Irregardless"
I really hate
The dreaded " Irregardless"
"I'm not racist but..."
(Usually continued with something to do with immigrants stealing every single job in the UK and taking benefits at the same time)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that"
"Sleeps"
I don't know if this has caught on in the US yet. Instead of saying "five days until (some event)", people have started saying "five sleeps". I think it's supposed to be cute/childlike in a Kawaii/Yatta ^_^ kind of way, but it annoys me. A day is a defined measurment of time. A sleep is not. What if you have an afternoon nap? Does that constitute one of your sleeps, therefore shortening the wait time to four days (in the example above)? What if I pull an all-nighter to get some work done? Will I have to wait another day? If I drift off for five seconds on the bus, does that mean I get that day back?
I blame the internet for all of this.
i bet this really annoy's you if your a grammar freak.
"Next year will be the Cub's year...."
"My flesh and my heart fail...but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever."
PS. 73:26
MY JAMS--
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...&content=music
That's sick..
High Def. Now we have High Def crayons and hair color.
People actually say that down your way?
I submit- Bieber Fever!
Also- "I'm Linda McMahon and I ..."
I don't know what she's up to, but keep hearing that. Then I start violently dry-heaving and black out.
"Well, I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused..."
Elvis Costello